Ignorant Guy
Sung to the tune of American Pie. (With apologies to Don MacLean)
sits down at the piano
(Intro)
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember
How the posters used to make me laugh.
And I knew if I had awhile,
That I could make those people smile
Then maybe they’d not report me to the staff.
But certain users made me shiver,
With every thread I’d surely quiver.
The trolls I’d always hate the most;
I couldn’t read one more post.
I can’t remember if I sighed,
When I read about his wounded pride,
But something riled me deep inside,
The day amuuuuuuuuuusement died.
So bye-bye, to the ignorant guy.
Take your nagging, and your bragging
Somewhere else you shit fly,
No one here wants to read your reply,
Please let it be the day that you die,
Please let it be the day that you die.
Did you write that awful flame,
And did you know your posts are lame,
If nobody tells you so?
Do you believe in “preview post”?
Can spelling save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to read real slooooow?
Well, I know that soon your sock puppet,
Will show up here, spewing shit.
You’re both kicked off the board.
Man, I dig those moderators. Woooo!
You’re a lonely teenage budding troll,
With Mom’s computer and a blowup doll,
But all we know that you’ve lost control.
The day amuuuuuuuuuusement died.
The board was singin’,
Bye-bye, to the ignorant guy.
Take your nagging, and your bragging
Somewhere else you shit fly,
No one here wants to read your reply,
Please let it be the day that you die,
Please let it be the day that you die.
[sub]Bye-bye to the ignorant guy…[/sub]
(fade)
Thanks you've been a great audience.
This song is wayyyyyy to long, so I cut it mercifully short.
Feel free to help complete it....
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