Armchair detective.
I would like to be art director/designer of a publishing company that caters to the alternative/indie graphic novel and zine sector. Eventually I would like to publish my own graphic novel.
A long-reigning undisputed undefeated heavy-weight champion of the world boxer. Then I need something to do when I retire at 45 or 50. Howard Hughes’ life in The Aviator looked fun if you cut out all the crazy.
Forensic Pathologist. I have wanted to be this since I was a kid.
I have since realized that I have no desire to start medical school at 34 or 35 so I’m currently hoping to be accepted to a Master of Pathologist’s Assistant program. First though, I have 3 more years of undergrad to deal with.
Dancer. Probably modern.
Hawaiian Tropic Girls’ oil boy.
“It’s a Louis XV. Another one for the books.”
Cute Girl Inspector
This one is easy I would love to have a horse ranch where I could rehab rescued/neglected/mistreated animals as well as have my own competition level horses.
mr ems wants to be a fishing guide
U.S. military combat cameraman. I joined up to be a be journalist because I love to write, but I found a new love in documentary filming and running and gunning. The hours and work and deployments are brutal, we have a lot of work in keeping the family solid, but I love my job. I see and document things nobody will see until they’re declassed on the history channel in 20 years. It’s an amazing job and it did kind of fall in my lap. I was a high school drop-out who joined in a peace-time military and got my Bachelor’s while on active duty.
International Currency Trader, because it’s the only job in which you can actually create money out of thin air.
Same job I’ve wanted since I was 8; Astronaut. Unfortunately I’m old, fat and have a very sensitive inner ear. Boats and IMAX movies give me really bad motion sickness.
I would spend all my time at ‘work’ vomiting 
Something to do with words. I’m a great writer, I write well, and I’m a wordsmith.
I think I could have enjoyed being a translater. My SIL the translater agrees with me.
I’d want to have a hugely successful catering business.
Or be a lawyer.
Without money, education, or skills I’m guessing my job would be beggar. Possibly hunter-gatherer. Or stick-up man.