Well, OK, not my tongue. I’m not a fish, and I’m not anywhere near Jersey, in the UK. If I were, however, I’d be pretty damned pissed.
Even though his name’s Paul, there are those who call him… Tim.
Also from Mr. Chambers:
“Say, isopod got your tongue, chap? Oh well, worse things happen at sea, you know. Keep calm and carry on.”
/me makes note NOT to go swimming in Jersey
That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Eeeeuuuuuuuurgh!!!
It looks quite pleased with itself in the first picture from the treehugger link. 
Hoy sit ats goss!
I’ve seen that before, and it’s definitely freaky. However, since it doesn’t attack humans that way, it does’t really frighten me.
Now, if a giant isopod cornered me in a dark alley, it would be brown trousers time. Ditto for the coconut crab. Those bastards can climb.
A giant isopod would freak me out, but if I saw a coconut crab I’d be thinking of drawn butter.
Giant isopods… urrrgh… pillbugs shouldn’t get that big!
“There have been reports in the literature of specimens measuring 6 feet (1.8 m) across the thorax and weighing 30 pounds (14 kg).”
6 feet across the thorax. I want one as a pet (until I get hungry).
A picture of an isopod-tongue has been in my repertoire of “have you seen this shit?” links for awhile now.
Hey, I’ve just noticed that the fish in the picture from the treehugger site seems to have very human-like top teeth, albeit in a kind of metallic beige color. Have they been photoshopped in? What kind of fish is that? Are there any fish with teeth like that?
Pfft. You’re in the UK, aren’t you? Take a copy of the photo to your local fish ‘n’ chip shop; they should know.
I’m so sorry; I had to say that. 
But I’ve just sent an email to the Cherry place to which the photo is credited. Let’s see if they deign to respond.
