42 here and I know exactly how you feel, Katie. Don’t know whether to wish you a happy birthday (because since my 39th I’ve groaned when wished that) or offer you my condolences. Take whichever of those makes you the happiest.
And to think, I’ve been anxious about turning 25! 
Okay now, that’s just uncalled for. Strip down and prepare for the flogging.
Hey, where is the end of this flogging line?