Today is my birthday, and I’m 45. 45! Halfway to 90! I can’t be 45! OK, so I’m wearing reading glasses, and I’ve started having hot flashes (or, as I call them, “private summers”), but I can’t be 45! FORTY FIVE!! Gaah. I’d better get some really, really good cake out of this.
Congratulations! You are now in the middle of your FABULOUS FORTIES!!! Enjoy them. You get cake. And also, you can be outspoken because people expect it by now.
GT
Is it true that older women are as hot as a cheap pistol?
Happy 45th!
Wow, half way to 90, eh?! Look on the bright side… at 75, you’ll be half way to 150! 
Enjoy the day and many many healthy and happy returns. 
Yeah, but you can’t join us AARPers for 5 more years!!
Happy B-Day, young 'un!
I like older women.
So katie1341, how you doin’?
Happy Birthday! I will join you in the halfway-to-90 age group in December.
Hope the cake was good.
feh…
you young puppies…
I’m halfway to 96!!!
With time off for good behavior, of course…
Holy Crap! I’m not gonna celebrate birthdays anymore!!
Half way to 90!111!!!
How was the first half?
Happy Birthday! 
Did you at least get the really cool frames for the reading glasses?
I’m halfway to ninety as well. When I made that comment to my mother in law, there was brief silence on the phone and then she said, “you know, that’s not so far off for me”. Oops.
Happy Birthday ! and here’s to all of us kids of 1960!
Hey, I turned eighteen today. I wore a black armband to mourn for my lost childhood.
or… cheap as a hot pistol?
Hey, I gotta look over my shoulder to see 45 from here.
I got cake! An ice-cream-and-cake cake. It was yummy (or as Rachel Ray would say, “Yummo”). I also got a new digital camera, so I can post photos of my dog and cats. And several donations to the Red Cross in my name. I’m going to start dressing inappropriately for my age and telling people that I’m older than I really am so they’ll tell me how marvelous I look.
I would point and laugh except the same thing happened to me a few months ago.
I really like that idea.
“Yes, hard to believe I’m going on 69, isn’t it?”
Then I’ll giggle like a school girl.
No, hotter. It just comes in flashes now.
Happy Birthday from an older woman (well, a year older)
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life! 
I’d point and laugh, but since I’m halfway to 80, I’m not that much younger than both of you. Pass the Geritol.
Happy Birthday, katie1341
Seemed appropriate, somehow.
You could tell people your username contains your birth year- some people do that. Then you could say, “When 664 years old you are, look as good you will not”