Sorry, all you Harry Potter fans.
I just have to draw the line somewhere.
Well, personally, I don’t beleive sodomy is a sin.
It better not be, or I’m in trouble.
Well, YOU doin? 
errr, “How’re you doin?” rather
Fucking assholes with flying broomsticks is bad. Except with consent, in which case it is good. Except that there aren’t flying broomsticks, and even if there were, they’d probably be used in flying instead of asshole-fucking.
Cake?
Is there some background you’d care to give us as to how a broomstick is currently threatening your piscatorial pucker?
Maybe she doesn’t like splinters in the chocolate starfish?
Mmmm… Chocolate starfish…
I’m stuck at work, posting about sodomy and chocolate starfish. What do you think?
Well you see, there hasn’t been any real threat, just a little chit chat about it.
But I just wish to state for the record that if any of you even think about trying it, the answer is NO!. Any mention of broomstick-asshole conjoinment will be vigorously protested in the strongest of terms.
…and the hot-dog flavored water.
When come back, bring sodomy.
(I was actually intending to use this line in Eve’s DrChuckie thread, but regretably, a serious discusion seems to have broken out over there.)
As to the OP, would this be the vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks they pulled off the market? Because I would think they would be ideal for fucking any part of yourself that happend to need it.
Vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks?
Who came up with THAT one?
Ah… if only playing Quidditch WERE an option… >sigh<
Now, if I could just find that picture of a MaxAir Drifter, which is basically a flying 18 foot long pole… (in the picture in question, it’s 6 inches around, bright red, and when the engine is running it most certainly DOES vibrate… as I told the owner, what’s not to like?)
This the one you mean, Broomstick?
Smooth. Very smooth. :rolleyes:
I think it sounds like a great place to work.