What in the kitten raping hell?

Just another day, visit my message boards, visit Something Awful. Scott was doing the update. I’m rarely interested in the update, and usually just read the Awful Link of the Day. I scroll down and look at it.

Homoerotic Harry Potter fan fiction.

Holy shit. It can’t be that bad, can it?

Oh, it can. I read on. A sex scene between two young boys jumped out at me like a handful of bloated ticks. And this story was rated PG. I refuse to even read the R ones.

I refuse to post the link here, if you really want to see it, just go to Something Awful and click the Awful Link of the Day.

Comments?

Well, I guess Hogwarts really IS a typical British boarding school.
d&r

Now, that’s good comedy!

Great, give the Christian Fundamentalists more ammo for their anti-HP attacks.

AAAAAA! FICTION! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Homoerotic fan fiction on the internet? Who’d have thought it.

(PS try typing ‘slash’ into Google Directory and, if you’re not at work, take a look at the two categories it returns)

I misread the title of this thread as ‘Is this the kitten-raping hell?’ I thought you were asking for directions.

Sorry, carry on.

As the Latin poet Seneca once remarked, on entering a restaraunt that specialized in battered, deep-fried carnviorous eels:

Oh, tempura, oh, morays

http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/potterfics/draco.html

Draco and his dad.

I just think it’s awful when Something Awful links to something awful.

After typing the above, I could really go for some waffles. Odd.

Bloated ticks can barely walk, let alone jump.

:slight_smile:

I think I’m with Drastic on this one; what did you expect at a site called “Something Awful”? Pictures of fluffy kittens? (Which I do happen to have a link for, if anyone wants to see it.)

Btw, my link was to an MST treatment of an incestual homosexual harry potter fic. It’s hilarious :slight_smile:

Oh, my. If Harry Potter slash upsets you so, you do not want to see what those rascally slashers have Frodo and Sam, Gimli and Legolas, Gandalf and the Balrog, and Aragorn and Boromir doing with each other…

jayjay ("…pointy wizard’s hat…")

Oh dear. Balrog porn. With the whip, no less.

Oh, my dear god, I didn’t need that mental image.

Now there’s incest slash? Dear God! At least Mary Sues are harmless, but this is just plain wrong.

<looks up> Well…I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you actually do have a picture, I think I’d like to see it. I need a picture of fluffy kittens right about now. :slight_smile:

I propose two theories. If x can be imagined, then someone finds x sexually arousing, and there is probably a reference to it on the internet. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.

Because it’s harmful in some way?

If a Harry Potter slash story leapt out of the computer and started striking you over the head with a large mallet, you may have grounds for a lawsuit, at the very least. Otherwise I’m having difficulty picturing it.