Just another day, visit my message boards, visit Something Awful. Scott was doing the update. I’m rarely interested in the update, and usually just read the Awful Link of the Day. I scroll down and look at it.
Homoerotic Harry Potter fan fiction.
Holy shit. It can’t be that bad, can it?
Oh, it can. I read on. A sex scene between two young boys jumped out at me like a handful of bloated ticks. And this story was rated PG. I refuse to even read the R ones.
I refuse to post the link here, if you really want to see it, just go to Something Awful and click the Awful Link of the Day.
I think I’m with Drastic on this one; what did you expect at a site called “Something Awful”? Pictures of fluffy kittens? (Which I do happen to have a link for, if anyone wants to see it.)
Oh, my. If Harry Potter slash upsets you so, you do not want to see what those rascally slashers have Frodo and Sam, Gimli and Legolas, Gandalf and the Balrog, and Aragorn and Boromir doing with each other…
<looks up> Well…I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you actually do have a picture, I think I’d like to see it. I need a picture of fluffy kittens right about now.
I propose two theories. If x can be imagined, then someone finds x sexually arousing, and there is probably a reference to it on the internet. I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.
If a Harry Potter slash story leapt out of the computer and started striking you over the head with a large mallet, you may have grounds for a lawsuit, at the very least. Otherwise I’m having difficulty picturing it.