While surfing the net, I found a site. A rather decent site, but this site had the most unpleasant, bizarre, idiotic webpage that exists.
Primarily because it has sonic the hedgehog porn.
Allow that to get through your head.
Can you?
Neither could I.
I don’t care about porn, but who gets horny from this shit? Who can, even?
Can anyone get horny from a hedgehog fucking? Especially fucking a 2-tailed fox with the least creative name of any video game character?
Should they?
NO!!!
Thou shalt not get horny from hedgehogs and foxes, no matter how hot the hedgehog/fox may be! For it shall lead you into temptation! and get whacked by the happy hammer! and lead you to be fucked by a hamster!
And they don’t stop with merely them!
They have echidna porn!
Anthropomorphic echidna named knuckles porn, but still, they can’t even get the sex right!
Knuckles is a GUY, Damnit!
he should NOT have tits! He should have big brass knuckles and gloves and sunglasses, not tits!
Neither should robotic hedgehogs!
I swear, there should be a law…simply because video game porn is just wrong. what’s next, Mario fucking bowser?
I remember back in the day when the kids in art class would draw pornographic pictures of various cartoon characters. I think that the intended effect may be humor rather than sexual excitement.
But I too have to ask, “How long have you been on the Internet?”
There was a time when I would use my LoTR Gandalf/Balrog slash to make people cower in fear. Then I was shown Grave of the Fireflies slash. So stop cringing about anthromorphic porn.
The sad part is that not only did I know exactly which Sonic you meant, I wasn’t surprised in the least either.
I’ve seen some Pokemon porn and heard of much more (well of course involving the people, but I’m talking the pokemon too) and I’ve heard of Kim Possible porn, Dexter’s lab porn – OK those are people, but still.
I’m sure they have Hamtaro porn, though even I do not want to know about that.
Grave of the Fireflies slash surprises me even less, if that’s possible. I’ve seen slash (fics at least) for shows I didn’t even know had two guys.
I was, at first, thinking of the drive-in restaurant chain, and wondering what would be so bad about porn centered around chicks who bring food to you on rollerskates.
Sonic the Hedgehog porn doesn’t seem that horrible to me, either. It’s not even as bad as the Chip and Dale slash.
I think I know what you’re talking about. I have seen a Doujinshi which depicted Tails as female with Sonic screwing he/she/it. I found it more bizarre than anything, and everytime I see a new anime series (particularly a cutsey, innocuous series) I always wonder what the Hentai Dojinshi of the series is like
According to the Theory Of Slash developed by me and some friends late one night, ANYTHING that has a fan base and slash potential (defined as at least two male characters who are not already in a relationship) will have slash written about it. It started out with one guy’s attempt to ruin MY childhood memories of David the Gnome, since people had ruined HIS childhood memories of Transformers with all sorts of abominations.
Though we found no David the Gnome slash, possibly because of dramatic size differences between characters, we did find slash for every single other thing we looked for.
I found Pride and Prejudice slashfic. Darcy/Wickham. (or perhaps Wickham/Darcy, I can’t remember) And while I didn’t read it, the idea kind of made sense to me.
If you want it, the Internet has it. For every fetish, there is a website, moral or not, legal or not. The Internet is Gonzo Libertarianism in action, with little regard for any value system but the free exchange of information. And, as we all have seen, `information’ is defined broadly.
Of course, animation can only go so far. No matter how much it shocks you, you can always go back to the knowledge that it isn’t real. The animator may be, but the image is not. This extends to photoshopped images, once we’ve determined that they are modified. No such comfort exists for two specific webpages. Anyone who’s been online for more than a few years knows exactly which two I’m talking about.
You know, until this week, I was such an innocent I didn’t realize there were two. A certain gentleman with a Christmas Island domain had corrupted my sensibilities far enough that I can no longer even look at Yahoo news photos in quite the same way. Last week, though, the other message board I diddle around on was briefly flooded with numerous images of that one fellow, mixed with the other, of which I had previously been blissfully unaware. People seemed to think they went together like some kind of demonic salt and pepper.
Larry: That shit made me laugh like I haven’t laughed in weeks. Thanks a bunch.
[sub]My email address is wide open if you can’t wait to know which two webpages I referred to. The Administration frowns upon specific discussion of them on the Boards.[/sub]
