Holy. Shit. (Or; SONIC PORN?!)

The BBQ Pit
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Hmmph. Just last week I make a thread in Cafe Society linking to a site which is chock full of ruined childhood, mainly in form of slash or erotic fan art. And how many replies does it get? Zero. It’s got more than Sonic porn! Sonic porn’s tame! It’s got The Little Prince porn, people! LITTLE PRINCE PORN! (Or rather, it links to it - the site’s work safe, though the links more often than not aren’t)

It’s also got “Bart Gets The Burdizzo”.

Especially if the male characters hate each other - Zim/Dib slash (based on Invader Zim, of course) as a horrifying example.

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My new standard for “WHY? WHY?” is HP giant squid slash. Just… no.

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Oh, man.

Now I can’t sleep.

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HP Giant Squid Slash? I’ve seen worse.

And I just cheerfully opened Derleth’s e-mail about the two sites and said “Huh.”

But the picture of someone looking at the Little Prince, fergawdsake and saying “Ooh, yaoi bait” simply boggles the human mind.

(yaoi is an anime term for m/m slash… just works so well here)

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More “very unpleasantly surprise.”

Gandalf/Balrog slash et al. makes me laugh hysterically.

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Derleth

I believe you meant to say “anarchy”, and not libertarianism — the latter advocates strong government. If you will agree to keep that straight, then I will agree to keep hackers/crackers straight.

I do believe that a domain is still available for folks with a syphilis fetish.

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Syphilis fetish?

I’m personally convinced that if you look hard enough, you could find a site devoted to fetishists who are into chopping their sexual organs off with modified cuisinarts while skydiving in Strawberry Shortcake costumes.

Or maybe I’ve just given TMI . . .

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[hijack]

I’ve recently read (thank you, Dave Langford) that the term slash originates from Star Trek fan fiction, specifically Kirk/Spock pairings (see the slash there?), a.k.a. KirkSpocking. True or UL? I’m too frightened to Google on that particular subject…

[/hijack]

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Cartoon porn is old hat. They’ve moved onto bloody aubergines now.

http://vegetable.0rgy.net/

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Ya got me, Lib. I was wrong.

(And I do understand the difference, having explained it a few times on this very board. Which makes this embarrasing.)

And it’s real big of you to promise to not call me a criminal.

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Y’all should see the weird shit at alt.binaries.nospam.toons! I’ve been a lurker there for a long time but lately I’ve been wondering why I bother. Some of those artists are really good, Zimmerman in particular, but all too often I find myself skipping over pics. There are some things that I do not need to see. Tentacle porn, various orgies (Simpsons, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Disney girls, etc.), you get the idea. The other day, some pedophile scum even spammed Photoshopped pics of Emma Watson!

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Derleth

Well, fair is fair. :smiley:

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Well, I have yet to see claymation Davey-and-Goliath slash.

(And no, I’m not asking for a link, if one exists.)

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Probably exists.

Same thing with Sonic/mario slash.
GUH!

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Not only is it disgusting, all devotees of Nanny Ogg know that the concept itself is quite inaccurate.

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That made my day, Doghouse Reilly.

I already regret this, but do they have Monsters Inc. slash? They must, huh? Not that I want a link.

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Um, yeah. This is a surprise to you after what you’ve read in this thread? Heh. Personally, I find that pairing a little weird. I mean, isn’t Spock an alien?! Doesn’t he have, like, green blood? I know bugger all about Star Trek, but I was pretty sure that was the case… I don’t see much Kirk/Spock slash being written these days though. No tears shed on my part. I’ve never heard the term “KirkSpocking,” though it cracks me up.

And now for your no-doubt delighted perusal, a short list of some of the most popular slashed shows:

X-Files (Mulder/Krycek, Mulder/Skinner)
Buffy and Angel (Angel/Spike/Xander/Wesley/Gunn/Giles/Lindsay/Oz) (umm, not all at once)
Smallville (Clark/Lex)
Highlander (Duncan/Methos)

There’s also a lot of Harry Potter slash… which I don’t really dig at all.

Now that I have corrupted your innocence forever…

My personal “not so much icky as just WTF pairing award”:

Alex Krycek from X-Files/Prince Caspian from Narnia (!!??)

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I was forwarded a link to a site that included 7th heaven and Touched by an Angel fanfiction once.

I admit that made me laugh a bit.

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What’s with you people who are shocked at the idea of Rescue Rangers slash/porn? Am I the only one who had a major crush on Gadget when I was like 6 or so?

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Yes. Yes, you are.

You are sick and wrong and must leave us forever.

:smiley: