Check out this hot product on Amazon:
It’s a replica of the Nimbus 200 broom from the Harry Potter book/movie. Read the user comments–they’re hilarious:
“It wasn’t until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and VIBRATES when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on—what were the creators of this toy thinking? She’ll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.”
“I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter’s friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick.”
“My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one.”
Is this all a funny coincidence or are the folks at Mattel smarter than we think? Notice how the comments are all about how much the GIRLS love it, rather than the boys. A vibrating, battery-power stick to hold against the crotch. Perhaps in ten years we’ll have a large population of young women with fond, fond memories of their first Harry Potter toy?
Of course, the Christian Anti-Satan Lobby folks will have a field day with this…“They’re turning our little girls into scarlet women with their evil sensations of pleasure!”