I'll be gone for two months . . .

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

. . . and I just wanted to say goodbye.

I love posting on the SDMB, and I’m proud to be a Doper. Unfortunately, I’m right in the middle of a semester, with a research paper, a presentation, and two projects looming on the horizon. I love posting here, but I need this “A,” so I’ve asked a moderator to suspend my account for two months until May 10, 'cause I just don’t have the willpower to leave this shit alone.

While I’m gone, I will use the Internet for more pressing, noble causes, such as online research, helping my classmates with their projects, and surfing hot monkey porn behind my wife’s back.

I’ll miss you, but I’ll be back in two months. So have a great time, all, and please don’t tell my wife about the monkeys.

#2

Good luck and come back soon !

#3

See ya when you return and good luck with the school work.
PS At the bottom of the screen it has an ad: Anti Monkey Butt Powder
Ya gotta love that.

#4

So, are you getting a credit for those two months or getting your membership extended?

#5

How often do you find a pusher who will give you a time-out? :smiley:

Study hard, pass with an “A,” and when come back…

#6

. . . bring Π !

OK, I don’t know whether or not I got an “A” for the class, but I’m feeling pretty confident. The professor asked for one volunteer to do his presentation a week early, and I jumped at the chance because I’m not that bright. That’s OK, though. It went swimmingly, and now I am done for the semester.

Gotta get back to work now, but I just wanted to say hi! I missed ya!