Oh, dear. My real name creates an anagram that, while hilarious, is also crude and offensive:
Labia licks fag
AFG, I’ll let you decide whether you want to draw that one or not or re-anagram it.
Hi Amazon Floozy Goddess. Ya, Yell, me sperm! is better than Mere Spy Mell. I was thinking of something along the line of a little spy next to an abviously superior spy - if I could draw. Look forward to seeing yours - um, the drawing 
Username: I’m Roz, call me Netty.
Real Name: Veal Junkie Inker. (heh, I’m seeing someone tatooing some guy while he mainlines baby cows.)
Meant to add the anagram engine that I used (which may very well have been the engine used for that long Anagrammed Usernames thread):
Alrighty…lessee…
I had to change a few more anagrams in order to get better visuals…so…
Regallag, yours is now Haggle alert axe
BlueKangaroo, your mouthful is now Sad maggots and paraphenalia
Liquidbud, you are Cherub’s magical torment
Giant_Spongess, yours has become In mistaken slicker
I’ll send a hefty batch off to Hal soon so he can work his magic…
Triskadecamus
I scream at dusk.
Sad maggots and paraphenalia, eh?
Should be interesting. If you make them the maggots I’ve actually worked with (Drosophila melanagaster), they can be getting drunk on rotten fruit as they are sad with their paraphenalia.
Whoa. That’s a bit much.
I’m excited!
My real name is
SO RECYCLABLE
LO BARE CYCLES
COSY BEAR CELL
SLAB CELERY CO
A BACH EROTIC
A CHAOTIC REB
BAH AT RICE CO
ABHOR ACETIC
COACH ATE RIB
You know, I was pricing iron-on transfers the other day, and I realized that I will come out lightyears ahead if I just make my own.
But regardless, have fun with my suggestions!
A Stoner Runt
Act Salty
A Sly Tact
Catty Sal
Salty Cat
Scaly Tat
NEW TOONS!!
Ok, the Username Anagram Page is now updated. Group Nine has two new ones, and Group Ten is all-new.
As soon as the boss stops mingling around in my part of the cube farm, I’ll get busy on the Real Name Anagram Page update.
Enjoy, and as usual, you rock AFG!
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
NEW TOONS!!
[QUOTE]
Brilliant!
Thanks AFG (& you too, Hal), I’m in love with my “Openly Lady.”
I reckon that must be an Auk.
[QUOTE=AndyPolley]
[QUOTE=Hal Briston]
NEW TOONS!!
Ah reckon. 
Thanks a bunch, Hal!
Thanks Amazon Floozy Goddess !
Fly, or doll? gets a place of honor on the side of my computer tower.
Sorry to cut in, but two anagrams just lept out at me:
Regenerate Soda Nozzle
Teenagers Adore Nozzle
Sorry…carry on.
AFG, you are at least the 2nd coolest person on the SDMB. I don’t know who, if anyone, is ahead of you, but I don’t want to be accused of lying if I later tell someone he or she is the coolest.
Woot! New real name 'toons!
We’ve got one in Group 8, while Groups 9 and 10 are all new. Enjoy!
AFG, thank you
Corporate Hippie = Happier or Poetic.
Haha, I like that.