Just coming out of lurk to say that your cartoons are great, AFG. The facial expressions really are priceless, especially on the pig being hunted by the CIA. If you’re not suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome yet, I have some pretty promising anagrams…
AXIS PANTY
SATAN PIXY
And thanks to Hal for the website.
Apparently there are a few available from my username:
CRONES RACE
RACER CONES
SEE CORN CAR (step right up!)
Thanks to Sloth Brain for picking some good ones. Honorable mention also goes to:
A SCONCE ERR (what kind of error is in this small defensive earthwork?)
A ROC CENSER (a Roc is a mythical bird of prey of great size and strength)
A ROC SCREEN
AC CORN SEER (an air-conditioned corn seer)
CA OR CENSER (sometimes you can’t tell the difference)
CA ONCE ERRS (or maybe more than once)
CA SCONE ERR (heaven forbid!)
CA CORN SEER
CA ROC SNEER (would this be like pose of the wrestler turned actor?)
CANCER SORE (Eww)
CANCER EROS (Eewww)
CANCER ROES (Aww)
CANCER ROSE (Bette Midler’s new song?)
SCARCER ONE
SCARCE NERO
ACE SCORNER (who scornes the best?)
CAREER CONS
CREASE CORN (no starch, please)
CESARE CORN (he did for corn what Cesar Chavez did for migrant workers)
CANE SCORER
CANE CORERS
ACNE SCORER
ACNE CORERS
ACNE CO ERRS (Zits migrate to ass, film at eleven)
CARNE CORES
CRANE CORES
CRONES ACRE
RACER SCONE
SACRE CRONE (mon dieu!)
SCARE CRONE
NEAR SOCCER
EARN SOCCER
EARN SEC ROC (and the award goes to Enron, please accept this lovely statue)
ERA SEC CORN (the Equal Rights Amendment supporters and the Securites and Exchange Commision need to raise funds)
SEC EAR CORN
RARE SCONCE
RARE SEC CON (any suggestions?)
REAR SCONCE (that’s not where you should put it!)
RAN COERCES (any politician?)
RNA COERCES
A Ark I or AI Ark
Uh, oh…somebody cheated!
Ok, these might be fun to draw…or not: (some of the better ones)
TRUE ICY SEX
REX IS CUTEY
SEXY CUR TIE or TIE SEXY CUR (your choice!)
SEX CITY IRE
RUE CITY SEX
CURE IT SEXY
URIC SEX YET
SEXY URIC ET
SEXY ICE RUT
YET US XERIC (ah-ha…caught using the dictionary!)
EXCUSE I TRY
CRUX EYES IT (ha)
RUSTY EX ICE
I SEE TUX CRY
I RUSTY EXEC
SIX-EYE CURT (heh)
CURE SIX YET
SEXY CUT IRE
YE CURSE TIX
CUTER SEXY I
CRIES YE TUX
EX SECURITY
I CURTSEY EX
SEXY CURITE
YES ERIC TUX
TRUCE YE SIX
SEXY RECUT I
CRUXES YET I
ITSY EX CURE
I CUTEYS REX
SURE EX CITY
EX CITY USER
EX CITY SUER
REX SUE CITY
ICY TUX SEER
SURE ICY TEX
ICY RUSE TEX
YE CUR EXITS
CUT RYE SEX I
(L33T CH33T!)
SEXY RITE U C
Y CRUISE TEX
Not that you don’t have enough to do already, AFG, but can I get that big version from you? please?
Email’s im_moocow at yahoo.com.
Thanks a million. No, really. This is only going to be the best shirt ever.
Oh yeah! No problemo. Been a tad busy the last couple days, sorry. Will get that to you asap.
Firing off some new ones to Hal tonight. It’s not all the recent requests, but I will have more tomorrow. 
Woot! Brand new 'toons now on-line!
AFG, Anal Man’s costume is going to have me giggling like a five-year-old for the rest of the day.
Hee hee hee. 
It’s even better if you try to guess what his super power is.
Another giggly five year old here. That one is great!
I have a new favorite!!! COWMAN ENDANGERS RUG is so cool!
Squealing, squeeing three-year-old here–Amazon Floozy Goddess, these are fantastic! Thank you so much! snogs and many smooches
Always wondered what ‘edge vermin’ looked like…
Monstre = ME SNORT
For you Goddess,
MAZDA OOZES FLOYD SONG
Woot, indeed!
These are so great! Man, it’s cool to see mine up there amongst all the famous Doper names!
I can’t thank you enough, AFG. Don’t forget us when you get super famous!
AFG, thank you so much. I’m grinning ear-to-ear.
Why is it that every time I look at “A BIRD REVUE NOW”, my brain starts singing “Hello muh baby, hello muh darlin’, hello muh ragtime gaaaal”?
Hi AFG, this is such a great thread I thought I’d join in.
All I got was: equal spa, plaque as, or squeal pa.
Keep on doodling!
You’re clearly thinking of the old Warner Brothers cartoon, “One Froggy Evening”, wherein a worker finds a frog that sings that song whilst dancing and wearing a top hat and cane, but never if anyone other than that man who found him is around. Eventually, the man puts him back where he found him.
A high-school friend of mine famously reinacted that cartoon during a biology class dissection.