Bacon Slut is a pretty smart gal.
Cool bananas, I like it!
She’s a spunky sow with a can-do attitude and a heart of gold!
[However, those who try to take advantage of her good nature tend to end up in a can with a Hormel logo on it…]
Ham Lord takes note of this.
The ear tasted slyly one… look at the taster’s right eye (our left). There’s like an artifact or something near the top left of that eye, that at first glance I thought was a pupil, as if his eyes were rolled back in ecstacy at tasting the ear. I was going to comment on how it was the funniest face to date, but it turned out that I had seen it wrong.
Thanks for Ransom Snouts, AFG! I love it!
No problemo!
…have I missed anyone who asked for one?
I had a dream last night in which there was a corporate team building exercise.
My team’s name?
Baconslut.
Ha ha ha!!! I love it! It’s invading peoples’ dreams now!
Fuuny you mention that… I actually had a dream last night that I was stuck outside work in a rainstorm, and I was naked and trying to hide behind my bike. After looking around a bit I found one of my shirts on the ground and put it on…of course it was the weirdest shirt I own…it’s a Japanese design from engrish.com and it says:
CALM DOWN MONKEY
You look happy today
A little say anything
What’s that smell?
Psst, Hal – that’s EAR SHYLY TASTED… 
Wha-oops…thanks much. All fixed.
Hey AFG! We’ve got a newbie with a nicely anagrammable name…care to add to the collection?
Possibilities include:
HYPHENATION BEAR
THE EBONY PIRANHA
BONY HEATHEN PAIR
PAY THE RHINO, BEAN
BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE!
OOH! I vote for BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE! Cause that’d be like really cool and kinda gross to see.
Woop! My, that’s me!
I liked A ABE, THEN HORNY PI, myself. But those are all pretty good too. HYPHENATION BEAR is just cool.
NOOOOOOOO! You just gotta go with **BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE! Don’t you see you’d have the coolest cartoon ever! You just gotta! Besides, I really, really wanna see that!
BATH? NAY, RHINO PEE! It excites me so much I forget how to code. :smack:
I dunno. THE EBONY PIRANHA and BONY HEATHEN PAIR seem pretty cool too.
You are not alone.
As long as I hear the voices, I will never be alone.
I really am not ignoring you. That’s the perfect setup for random flirting, but I can’t figure out how.