Oh, my goodness! My cafepress account isn’t going to be able to keep up with all of these! I’m going to be ordering RHINO PEE and I ABSORB HORN from myself, at least!
Lordy, AFG, you are quite the fountain of talent! I hope this is good “art therapy” for you! And thanks to Hal for hosting these so that we get to see them fresh from the drawing board!
Anyway, since it appears that “Round Two” involves anagrams of Dopers’ IRL names, I thought I’d try to match my Dopername’s Bacon Slut. Oink!.
Well, it turns out that my real names (first, middle, and last) rearrange to:
NUN’S CARNAL IMAGE or
CARNAL NUN IMAGES
[What is it about Nuns these days?]
Any chance of a 'toon?
Antonius Block, aka Bacon Slut. Oink!
Flab Bee is hie-larious!
My real name yields A BRAZEN HITLESS OP, which is pretty amusing considering my threadkill/DOA rate.
Oh dear. I hope I haven’t just doomed this one. :eek:
Hmmm…so, AFG…are we officially starting over with real names now?
If so, then I, HAL, UNPLUG CLAM. 
Lessee: I’ve got
A BARD JAB GERMY RYE
A BEAR JARRED BY GYM
There are probably others, but I’m too tired to look through that huge list. 
Well, if we’re doing real names:
HEY, MAD JUG TWIN!
Sure, I can do real names too! I can do all names! Muahahahaha!
…this thread is getting pretty durned big, though…maybe I should start up a seperate thread for real-name anagram cartoons?
What say the mods? New thread, or keep going here?
Here’s a few using my real name:
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Lab Damn Ron
Norm Nab Lad
Lord Ban Man
Man Rob Land
Ma Ran Blond
An Arm Blond
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I’m kinda torn between Lab Damn Ron and An Arm Blond
I was pondering that myself. Probably be better served by a new thread.
Hey, if we’re going into real names now:
A SEAPLANE SEEN NUNS
A AENEAS LES PENS NUN
A PAEAN LES SEEN NUNS
A PAEAN SENSES EL NUN
A PAEAN SENSE LES NUN
A PAEANS SEEN LES NUN
A ANAL NEE SENSE PUNS
A ANAL SEEN SEEPS NUN
A ANAL SENSE PEE NUNS
A PEE NUN SENSES ANAL
A NES. ANAL PEN ENSUES
A NES. UNSEE ANAL PENS
A ANNAL NEE SEEN PUSS
A ANNAL UNSEEN SEEPS
A ANNAL SEEN SUNS PEE
A NASAL NEE SENSE PUN
A NASAL SEEN NUNS PEE
A ANA SPLEEN SEEN SUN
A ANA PEEL SENSE NUNS
A NASA SPLEEN SEE NUN
A NASA ENSUES EL PENN
…wow. Long list, even after I delete all the really gratuitous ones… I guess I have a funny name.
Ok AFG now that I’m back must participate.
Phlosphr doesn’t do much.
However, Philosopher
Poop her hill.
Hill poop her
Her Slop Hipo
her pool piss.
Alrighty. Think I’ll go for that.
Username anagrams are welcome to keep coming in this one.
AFG, you are so talented! I’ve just looked at all your creations and had to do it with kleenex in hand, honking the whole time. I submitted my real name in the other thread; “Ellen Cherry” yielded just a few that seemed interesting …
LYNCHER LEER
CRY ELLE, HERN!
CRY HERE, NELL
Hugs to you for spreading so much mirth!
In response to Uncommon Sense’s post here, I offer up:
MOON CENSUS MEN
CON UNSEEN MOMS
CONSUMES NO MEN
NUN’S MEMO CONES
NEON SCUM OMENS
C’MON, SEMEN! ON US! (On second thought, probably should not be 'tooned)
And on an unrelated note, this jumped out at me when I noticed a Woodstockbirdybird post yesterday:
DIRTY BOB: SKID ROW DOC
As promised, a pic of me in my TRICK STEW T-shirt. (I have no explanation for the vague Bugs Bunniness of the thing my mouth is doing – not a typical expression of mine, AFAIK.)
twicks that is so cool! 
How did I miss this? That rocks! I love it, twickster!
I missed this, too! Gah! Must make a new toon…
Not half as much as I do! Thanks again!
Are you still doing the anagram toons?