I'll take dubious news headlines for $100, Alex

Article on CNN today:

My mind did NOT go to clothing sales

Link, please?

Mine did–but it made me think of bikinis becoming more interesting.

Link:

Uranus is leaking gas

I’m not catching what the OP is pitching here.

It’s been ages, but at least I have a top. And a yo-yo. AND a few marbles. I was fully prepared for an apocalyptic pandemic and did not even know it.

ETA spoke too soon: hula hoop appears to be broken. Still have the board games and a few decks of cards.

Reminds me of when Walter Cronkite was voted Best-dressed Man in America: “I could be behind the desk in my underwear, for all you know”.

Didn’t click the link, but I’m assuming: rising numbers of people working from home - many for the 1st time - means increasing usage of video conferencing. Webcams show you from the shoulders up, ideally, thus necessitating work appropriate “tops” (i.e. shirts/blouses) but not “bottoms” (i.e. pants) driving the Wal-Mart trend.

But “tops” and “bottoms” also refer to roles on gay sex, depending on … well, on who’s catching and who’s pitching.