I'll take two tomahawk missiles, oh, and a six-pack of cocaine, to go please.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I received this e-mail in one of our private in-boxes this morning. I did not go to the website referenced. I’ve spent enought time this week fighting spyware and viruses, thank you.
In fact, I think I’ll alter the website name and phone number. (spelling and syntax errors theirs.)

To: bumbazine@youvegottobekidding.com
Subject: Why spend your money? Spen stolen money from credit cards!

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Welcome to the site www.crapola.org, it’s us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

  1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
  2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
  3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
  4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
  5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
    you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
  6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
  7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
    galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

This offer won’t last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.

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2

Wow. I. . .hardly know what to say!

3

I know what to say! I say–

LINK TO SNOPES

When will you SDMB rug-rats learn? :smack:

After the Wisdom of the Celestial Cecil Adams, Snopes is your best friend.

4

Have a look at this

5

Ah, that clever **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor
** beat me to it!

6

That’s awesome.

I wonder who they get to write these things. They’re getting pretty creative. I think I like this one better than the time travel one.

7

Wait, you mean I’m NOT getting any missle and slaves?

Damn, um I mean “Arrrr”!

8

Darn! I was really looking forward to getting all that heroin. I was going to spread it around out in the back yard and watch the squirrels go nuts.

Oh, and, before I be forgettin’ …

Arrrr.

9

Yar Matey!

I didn’t say I believed it Bosda, I just posted it because I thought my fellow Dopers would find it amusing. I’m sorry if that offended your highly developed sense of propriety.

And I resent being labeled a rug-rat. I am a pirate. Arrr!

10

Ehhem.

Put me down for one of the Gimps, and I`ll take a gross of the fake currencies please.

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The phrase “a six-pack of cocaine” makes me laugh. A lot. Like a little child.

Say it again.