Did anybody else ever do this as a kid?
I would be in the grocery store with my mom, and we’d be in the meat section. I would rip off the stickers on the packages of meat and stick them on my hand. “Look, mom, I’m 15 percent off!” I would exclaim. Or, “Look, mom, I’m only 5 percent fat!” Or, “Mom, look, I’m BONELESS!”
I thought it was funny. My mom always told me to stop.
I have never done this before.
But, now that you mention it, maybe I’ll start…
I once took the XXL sticker off of a shirt and stuck it…um, you know what, maybe I won’t tell this story after all…
In high school, I’d take the stickers off the honey buns and put them on my shoulder. They said “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, TRY ME!!” 
In high school I knew a guy who would wear the M&Ms slogan on stickers or buttons. “Melts in your mouth, not in your hand”
As a kid? I still do that.