I'm 16. My therapist is in mid 30's. Is she into me, or am I reading into things?

[ThelmaLou]

@snfaulkner

You should ask her to marry you then run away together to vegas. You parents might try and tell you that you are just infatuated, but DON’T LISTEN TO THEM! They don’t know how you feel! They are just jealous, and want you to forever be stuck at home under their boot heal. You two will live happily ever after for ever and ever. Sure, her career will be ruined, but with LOVE, you will make everything work out fine. Once you start a family, she can stay home and take care of the kids while you go out and get a job. And as a high school drop out, it might be tough. But your LOVE for each other will see you through TOGETHER!

Just stop this. What is it about this sitch that strikes you as worthy of ridicule?