Went to see the girlfriend today. Arrived around noon, went home at 11:30 PM and over that nearly 12-hour period we had sex, with mutual orgasms, six times. No viagra, just sushi for dinner and a couple of horny 40-somethings who are really attracted to each other.
Why am I posting this? Well, it’s like the old joke:
A 95 year old man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve been having sex with blonde 18 year old twin girls.”
The priest looks at him and notices he’s wearing a yarmulke. “Excuse me sir, but… are you Jewish?”
I’m impressed. I couldn’t have done that when I was 41.
I could and did have sex six times in a day when I was 19 or so, but it was with a 19-year old girl. Doubt I could have managed more than a couple with a 41-year old.
And it’s a complete mystery to me how people over 60 do it. If their imagination is that vivid, why aren’t they writing novels or something?
I was going to make a quip abput why wouldn’t a 60 year old be having sex with a 19 year old, but I thought members may confuse me with that kiddy diddler with a similar name.
“Doctor, I have a problem, and I hope you can help me.”
“Sure - what’s your situation?”
“Well, when I get up in the morning, I have sex with my wife before she makes me coffee. Then I car pool with a co-worker, and she gives me a blowjob on the way to work. Around ten o’clock, I boff my secretary in the copy room. I am having an affair with my boss, so we go out to lunch and duck into a motel and do it pretty much every work day. I get home before my wife, so I screw the housekeeper. Most evenings after dinner, we wife-swap with the neighbors. Then my wife and I do it one more time before we go to sleep.”
I’ve managed that many in a 24-hour period, when my man and I were still long-distance and only seeing each other for a weekend every couple of months. I can’t imagine doubling that and still having any useful sensation left in my genitalia.
Long before we were married, my wife and I had been given a suite at a local hotel for a weekend. We were about 23 at the time. I don’t know what possessed me that weekend, but I could not get enough. On the bed, tables, chairs, everywhere.
Now I’m ecstatic if I can pull off a double in one day.
My, how the mighty have fallen!
The list of terrible repercussions of my company ending their Work-At-Home program is long, none more horrible than my mid-morning break, lunch hour, and afternoon break no longer consisting of blowjobs and wild sex.
Four times a day had become the standard, and yes, we had a couple of six-time days. My girlfriend has my 43-year-old self doing things I didn’t think were physically possible. Now that I’m away from home for 10.5 hours each day, we’re down to 2-3 times a day. Which still blows my damn mind.
