Just thought I’d share this with you for the evil value. My girlfriend is worried she’s pregnant.
Me: “Well, if you’re that worried, we’ll go to the doctor.”
Her: “Yeah, let’s do this.”
Me: “And if you’re that worried, we can even have a serious talk about this. Because I can either punch it out or we can let a professional remove it.”
Her: “Wow. I don’t even think that’s pro-choice.”
You weren’t serious were you?
A good friend of mine has had two pregnancy scares recently and both times I joked extensively about punching her in the stomach or pushing her down the stairs. Of course I know her well enough that I knew she would find this just as funny as I did or I wouldn’t have dared talk like that.
If you were serious…whew…
You know, this is so not funny.
Or perhaps you don’t know. Maybe that’s the problem.
This thread is closed.
your humble TubaDiva
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Looks like it’s time for another rule. If we read anything that in our opinion is too appalling to see the light of day, we’ll close it immediately. Persons posting such stuff are subject to having their posting privileges revoked. Please don’t ask us to define what is and isn’t revolting - we’ll know it when we see it. If you’ve read the SDMB for any length of time, you know we’re pretty tolerant, but even we have limits. Anal Scurvy, you’ve been warned.