Have been for about 3 days now with some lower bowel pangs. I bet I have cancer. 
How’s YOUR bowels this fair evening?
My bowels are fairing quite well, thank you, having just laid some major cable about an hour ago. BUT … I’m feeling in a bit of a burritoish mood at the moment, so my colon is in for a surprise.
Let us know how the biopsy comes out.
I had some Chinese food Thursday night, and that turned out unpleasant. Everything seems to be running smoothly today though.
Thanks for asking 
Rose
Normal amount gas, bowel sounds active all quadrants. BM times 2 today - moderate amount, formed. Don’t ever ask a nurse about her bowels, it will be TMI for sure.
Yeah but… how do you know a “moderate” amount as opposed to “not quite enough” or “WAY too much”? And what then??
< techie hands Whammo some Extra Strength Gas-X >
Geez dude, at least go in the bathroom, damn it stinks in here. 
< gets out lighter to see if Whammo can light his farts >
Ah shit, my eyebrows are gone!
must…resist…urge…to…post…
Dammit, Whammo, you did it to me again.
Why is it that every damn time you start a thread about some body part of yours that is emitting some foul stench, I must open said thread? Why? Why do you do this to me? Did I wrong you in a past life or something?
I’ll get you for this someday. I swear I will.
It doesn’t stink. Really. It smells like flowers.