I just named a hamster in your honor, Iceland Blue.
I had to bury him though because he just died when I posted this.
In honor of Iceland_Blue and Hamsterus Rex…
::runs nekkid thru thread::
What do I do with the other goat?
Clean suggestions only, please.
Icelend_Blue, want a dresser, two endtables, a stereo stand, a semi-functional Laserjet 4si, and/or a Powermac 8100/80? They’re yours for the taking*.
[sub]*Note: FOB my apartment in Toronto. All transportation, shipping charges, and customs formalities responsibility of the recipient.[/sub]
Oh, wait. “Bring presents”.
:: Sunspace wanders in, says Hi to Iceland_Blue ::
:: surreptitiously adds calimari to buffet table for that tentacular surprise ::
:: finds caffeine-free diet Jolt Vanilla Cola Clear Lite ::
:: decides is less chewy than Toronto tap water ::
:: wanders over to chat up **Ravenous Lady ** ::
Perfect name for a Lovecraftian indie rock band, don’t you think?
You’re in luck! I have six baby finches with no home and I’ve just been designated the “charter member gift queen.” The gift that keeps on giving.
Welcome! Always glad to have people begging for stuff. Makes for interesting conversation!
How about those Japanese “girls farting vdeos” ??
In this part of that thread
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249562&highlight=Wiseass
You will see that I won an honorable mention for
WISEASS
I didn’t get no stinkin’ books. I got a pat on the head and a see you later.
You may get an ATTABOY certificate, but, you have to supply the frame and you have to forge a mods signature.
Good luck to ya.
Hey!What’s all this crap…goats,tentacles,weird water.
I meant
Money
Cheques
Your teenage daughters 
Oh come on even the other forum managed to stump up a Dilbert book for me
That’s not quite an accurate description of Ed Zotti, you know. No one ever called him “large.”
I suspect that’s because most of us are well prepared to deal with three hundredweight of heavy droppings. For example, when I signed up, I wrote down my address as “1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue”. 
Damn, now what am I going to do with this brand-new Gom Jabbar? 
LOL. Haunted boxes. This reminds me of an ancient song I haven’t heard in ages called 'The Thing by Phil Harris. One gift you sure as hell wouldn’t want!
How about a Ghost in the Peanut Butter Jar?
No?
Hmmm… I have leftover calamari, some miruvor from the LOTR party at Lobsang’s, a fresh batch of Hallowe’en candy, some felching straws, a trebuchet, two or three wowwipops…
(kiss Welcome to the board!)