I'm a guy.

Yep. I’ve never made a secret of it. In fact, the whole story behind the user name can be found here. The only reason I bring this up is, occasionally I get a “hubba hubba” or “how YOU doin” type line from other male posters. Not even from our popular alternative Canadians, just your everyday Joes. I figure if I occasionally announce it to the world, I won’t step on any overly fragile male egos. So there you go. If you ever wondered why that NurseCarmen chick had a mouth like a sailor, it’s because he’s not a chick, and he’s a sailor.

I’m a guy too. I’m even applying to nursing graduate school for next fall for real.

Carry on.

You know they say Homophobia is based in Arousal, but I don’t have a good study to link to at the moment…:slight_smile:

Just Kidding Man

I had to make early mentals on two posters…

you and DungBeetle.

I’m a guy too. FWIW I’ve read a couple hundred of NurseCarmens posts and I already had a pretty good idea he is a guy.
[monty python singers]
men, men, men, men…
[/monty python singers]

:smiley:

Can I call you Cuddles anyway?

I just like the name Cuddles.

Muffin’s a guy, too.

Me, I’m a girl. Go figure.

People thought I was a guy for a while. I think there are still some who still don’t realise I’m not.

So what am I?

That just leaves two other choices :wink:

Like I told NurseCarmen, I always knew he was a man… I just imagined a large, hirsute, muscular Latino in a starchy white uniform. ::mrrrroowww::

He doesn’t quite fit that description, but he’s mighty fine. And funny. And hirsute, especially in the chin-al area.

I always wondered whether “nurse” was supposed to be an adjective or a verb.

I have a vagina.

Where do you keep it?

Poke some holes in the lid.

If I’m bought dinner and a movie I’ll give a tour.*
*ok no I’m not that easy

What shocks me most is that you’re not a nurse.

Oh, I’m male too. Perhaps we should start a club. :wink:

Um, shouldn’t that be himsute?

Ah man, a nurse - called Carmen?!?! Dude, I’ve cracked a couple off to your username. Can I have my sperm back please?

:wink:

I met this girl in a bar one night, her name was Carmen. I said “That’s a pretty name, are you named after someone in particular?” She said “No, I named myself. I love cars, and I love men. They’re the two things I love most. So I combined the names, and named myself Carmen.”

“What’s your name?” she asked me.

“Beerf*ck.”

Do you know the rules of cricket and fart in bed then?

Me too, isn’t it RAD? You can pee your name in the snow!