I’m not ashamed to admit it. I am, indeed, a hug whore. I love 'em! I walk around and I look all fine and dandy, but inside I just want someone to hug me. Maybe I just like the security, the comfort, but it always makes me smile. Smiling is good, and much better than being upset. Why be cranky when you can just perk up and smile at everything? It takes much less energy and makes you feel lots better.
I like hugs from everyone. Well, maybe not everyone. Pedophiles are excluded…and any old men trying to kindle a flame with young teenage girls. But I like hugs from friends, people I’ve recently met but don’t really know, guys. I’m fifteen. I like guys…lots. Of course, I suppose technically I’m not a hug whore because I’m not getting payed for giving or getting hugs. Of course I have no objections to that, I would even start a business with it, but I’m sure no one would pay. I mean come on, I would just stand on the sidewalk scantily dressed, holding a side that says $1.00, and when guys come up to me I would just take the dollar, hug them, and walk away. I think they would seem cheated, and end up being a tad peeved, thus defeating the purpose of a good hug.
Right then, well this is basically the end of my pointless and utterly mundane ramblings. Just thought I’d share my thoughts and whatnot. I suppose you all have learned something from this…basically that I have the train of thought of an eight year old at times. Have a good day, or a good night. Whichever.
Well if you’ve never taken money for one, how can you be a hug whore?
And “hug-slut” seems to be a little harsh…I mean it’s not like you hug anyone while you’re hugging another are you? I mean you only hug one at a time right?
I love hugs too, but rarely get them because my parents are not the touchy-feely type and when I try to hug my friends, the accuse me of being a lesbian (which there is nothing wrong with, but they seem to think there is, or are scared).
Right you are there, my friend. That’s why I said I’m not technically an actual hug-whore. I too think a slut is too harsh though. I mean, I’ve had a menage a trois kind of thing go on, but only on rare occasions. Did that sentence come out wrong or is it just me? Well I suppose not if people actually know we’re talking about hugs, of course, which I am sure they are quite aware of.
Hug-friendly is fun, but I think I’ll stick with hug-whore for now, even if it’s not too correct. It has a nice ring to it ya know? Has the whole alliteration thing going for it.
Right then, well because I’m a hug-whore…or hug-friendly (whatever you want to call it), I feel I must perform certain duties here.
{{{jaimest}}} - because you were the first to respond to my thread. Woohoo! {{{moronmountain}}} - stalking is highly underrated (((KBean))) - Bah, I’m not a lesbian and I hug my friends (most of which are girls) all the time. Tell those people to screw off.
Now would I be considered a hug-slut if I did? I mean, mutiple hugs at one with lots of people…I don’t know…
Oh screw it. HUG ORGIES!
[sub]Yes, I’ve had all together way too much caffeine today[/sub]
That, for the record, is dumb and homephobic. Silly friends you have! But no fear, us faithful Dopers will do what we can to appease your hug-less suffering.
[sub]Or, as ARose sometimes says in your everyday lovely teenage gay-bashing slang, “homo-riffic.”[/sub]
BlackKnight has the right idea. Gotta love a man who takes the initiative!
Ha! “Hug orgies” makes me smile. Reminds me once of a three-guy-one-girl I was in with. She said she ached in three places. One of us rubbed her feet, I rubbed her shoulders, and the third gave her his “special scalp massage”. We called it our “Platonic orgy”.
Y’all have a good evening.