Eve, if you’re going to be pestered by papparazzi, you need to start training. I suggest “The Sean Penn Guide To Media Relations” and a set of brass knuckles.
[hijack]I’ll be a direct-to-video star in two weeks … I play a football player in the upcoming movie, The Hall Monitor, ( http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008O2Z6 ) a black comedy about a Dirty-Harry-esque hall monitor who carries a .44 Magnum and has to track down a serial killer who’s offing popular kids. The indie feature was written and shot back in 1997 and 1998, before the wave of school shootings and the events of Columbine, specifically (there eerie parallels with the Colorado shootings–the movie’s school is named “Rocky Mountain High”, for instance).
It’s being released by that bastion of quality cinema, Troma. But don’t hold that against the film. [/hijack]
According to a sneaked copy of the contract on Smoking Gun, Eve earned $5,000,000 Canadian for her part in the film ($28.50 US) and insisted on having only red M&M’s in the bowl located next to her chilled bottle of Mad Dog.