I'm a psychic. Ask me anything

Three, sir?

Will Cecil ever reply to Beck?

Given the lack of psychic revelations thus far, perhaps it was supposed to be

I’m a sidekick. Ask me anything.

I’m imagining OP as some combination of Dr Watson, Robin, Samwise Gamgee and Chewbacca.

I wonder whether there is an English equivalent for the German Donnerbalken. Not a chic balken (girder or beam), that is not. But you’ll appreciate it when you need it.

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Yes Discourse, it’s complete

Yes. This tread certainly is.

My prediction: you will have flat tire. I’m gonna say about next Thursday. Cannot pinpoint a time.

:wink:

@discobot display fortune

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

I predicted that.

@discobot display help

I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}

Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. {name-of-tutorial} can be one of: tutorial, advanced tutorial.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. — Rumi

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

Nice job, you usurper!!

Oh man, now I don’t know whether to use Beck or discobot as my psychic. Maybe I should consult a psychic to help make the decision.

@markn_1

Or a fortune cookie.

The neat thing about using fortunes from those cookies: you keep breaking and eating until you find one you like.

~VOW

You eat them? Hmm? I thought they were cardboard.:wink:

@Beckdawrek

I like them.

But you already know I’m weird.

~VOW

It’s not an exact match, but ‘thunder mug’ is a slang term for chamber pot.

Vision coming thru: I think I’ve got it. Wait! WUT!?

Excuse me. I must contact my spirit guide from the otherside before I can relay this message.

that and lunch is ready😉

That is nice, a one person Donnerbalken. So you are a psychic too? They proliferate like mushrooms here! :wink:

Your timing was off. I was busy this morning, nit last night.