It’s a time zone thing.
Where is my 10mm socket? Why does it always disappear?
My prediction for you: A short trip in your future. Maybe to Harbor Freight. Enjoy!
Please give me an accurate prediction for temperature maximum and minimum and for rainfall amount, at my location (if you’re psychic you know where I am), for each separate day in the year 2024 CE.
You future holds these predictions:
Oh wait. Something more important is coming thru for you.
Yes, yes …the “2nd horse in the 5th” will solve all your worries. Yes that’s it
Not all of them, but would certainly help – if I knew which 2nd horse, and which 5th. Good one!
Perhaps it’s one of these horses in a fifth.
Now you’re getting it. 
I’m here to serve.
The strength of this whisky is 0.0 % Vol.
Sounds to me like both those horses are scratched!
A kindred spirit:
And another:
My fortune for you: you’ll get new employment soon. As a internet video searcher. Pay won’t be good. But laughs a million!!
Enjoy.
@discobot fortune
Outlook not so good
Hush boo
At least Discobot understands Microsoft.
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Bravo!
Will I die this year?
“check back later”