I'm actually levitating whilst writing this! In human form GOD is a Chiropractor.

After yesterday morning I needed a good crack so I went to see my buddy - a guy I grew up with is a chiropractor- I go to him once or twice a month for a past injury. To my surprise he was not there today, but there was a different doctor who saw me. She was in her mid-40’s and informed me that she was a doctor of chiropractic medicine and a massage therapist…Having only had a massage a few times in my life, and not since at least a few years ago I was not prepared for what happened.

**Did I say I was typing this whilst being levitated three feet off the ground? **

I still feel high…This is great, she got to muscles I’ve never used, she some-how got into my inner sanctum and unleashed an entity that is aiding in my levitation.

OOHHHH THIS IS NICE…:):):slight_smile:

Would that be your prostate?

:wink:

Sounds like she released all that tension you built up yesterday…

It’s amazing what you can reach via a good crack.