You of course are, strictly speaking, a freak.
I do like that brand of toothpaste myself. I even got disappointed when I went to buy it last month and they were out (bought a Colgate knockoff and it just wasn’t anywhere close to the same). I prefer the gel, not the paste, with the green tint. But the fascination ends with the last spit to the sink. Mouth doesn’t feel any better/cleaner/different than after I use regular tartar control Crest. But I do think that it has a pleasant/funky flavor, and I am totally convinced that because it is ‘Listerine’ it is better at killing off all those nasty bugs that dwell in your mouth.
My weird thing now is that I only use TUMS E-X Sugar Free, Orange Cream flavored antacids. They taste just like those St. Josephs children’s aspirin (you know the ones) that I used to take as a tyke. Bless 'em, they’re good. Makes me almost want to go to bed with an upset stomach…
But back to you…, where was I? Oh, yeah…, you’re a freak.