I'm afraid to watch "Kill Bill"

So my DVD of “Kill Bill, Part 1” arrived from Netflix today.

But I’m scared to watch it. I loved “Pulp Fiction,” which is the only other Tarantino movie I’ve seen. But so many people have told me that “Kill Bill” is a terrible bloodbath, an insult to all that is good and decent in the world, that I’m afraid that I’ll be traumatized for life by it.

I haven’t avoided a movie like this since “A Clockwork Orange,” whose reputation meant that it took me a month to summon the nerve to watch it (and which ended up being not that traumatizing, but not nearly as good as the book).

I need someone to convince me to watch it- or convince me to send it back unwatched. I’m not sure which.

The opening scene is pretty brutal - because it’s realistic. Most of the remaining violence in the film is purposefully unrealistic (comedic to a point). A good portion of the movie(s) is to pay homage to really bad grindhouse kung-fu movies.

The violence is nowhere near the level of that in Clockwork Orange. (I base that primarily on the difference in realism between the two: CO is much, MUCH more realistic.)

It’s more graphic than Clockwork, but not as meanspirited; it’s basically a comedy.

It’s true that about the most shocking bit is in the very beginning. So if you get through that, you’ll be find.

It’s not the bloodiest scene, however. But the blood later on is operatic in it’s silliness, so you’re more likely to be laughing than horking.

If you could find humor in The Bonnie Situation, you’ll be fine with KBI.

What people?
“An insult to all that is good and decent.”
If anyone said that to me about a movie ,and meant it, I don’t think I’d ever speak to them again.

The Puritans never left America did they?

Just watch the movie and stop being such a crybaby.

It’s NOT real

Even in the beginning though, it’s very obviously stage makeup and not real blood and bruises. I think the only really brutal part of the movie is

The escape from the hospital. When she slammed that guy’s head in the door I just about winced my tongue off!

Hey even my mom liked it and she would arbitrarily ban movies from being shown in our house.

Stop being a puss’ and go see it.

The one that had me wincing and grabbing body parts was just before this.

When she slices his achille’s tendon. OUCH!

Difficult scenes are like everyone have mentioned: the opening, and then the hospital. After that, it’s ultra-violent and bloody, but it’s all about style.

I think anyone who loved Pulp Fiction as you say you did, wouldn’t have much problem with Kill Bill. In fact, you’ve probably already imagined worse stuff than what goes in the movie, just getting nervous about it.

(I remember the first time I saw Alien, which I’d been hearing about for years but had never seen for myself. I spent the whole movie just getting more and more nervous about the chest-burster scene. When it finally happened, my reaction was: “That was it?!?”)

Have you ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Remember the Black Knight scene or the scene where Lancelot attacks the wedding?

Think more along those lines but with smother action and some great camera work.
For my money Saving Private Ryan is the most violent and horrible, Schindlers List is a close second.

I watched Kill Bill and it wasn’t nearly as bad as I was worried it would be. I watched Pulp Fiction, and most of the more graphically violent war movies - Saving Private Ryan, et al - and Kill Bill was really not any worse. The points where the true bloodbaths are, it’s so cartoonish that I found it hard to do be bothered by it. There were a few scenes where I looked away, more out of fear of what might be coming, but nothing too horrendous. And there is one scene that is black and white, and that really, really helped. Dunno why, but it did. For me anyway.

Now Passion of the Christ, on the other hand, I could barely watch. Literally spent most of the movie looking at the lower left hand corner of the screen.

IMHO, YMMV, etc[sup]2[/sup]

My problem with the violence in Kill Bill, Part I was not that it was so horrifiying, but that after a while it got really boring. Unfortunately, Quentin Tarantino seems to have started believing his own publicity. He thinks he’s Quentin Tarantino.

Speaking of Monty Python, isn’t most of the gore in the movie supposed to be along the lines of the severed limbs in the Black Night scene?

That was actually banned in my house.

The thing you have to understand about Kill Bill is that it’s a movie about other movies. To really appreciate it, you have to be an obsessed movie watcher like Quentin Tarantino. For example here’s a partial list (from IMDB) of some of the references viewers have spotted in Kill Bill (no spoilers):

Now most likely Quentin Tarantino is the only person on Earth who actually had watched all of these movies before Kill Bill was made. Which means he’s the only person who got all the jokes. Part of how much you enjoy the movie will depend on how many of the references you get.

I didn’t care for the movie, FisherQueen. I ordinarily don’t mind violence in movies, but it reached the upper limits of my tolerance. Also, my favorite thing about Tarantino films is the dialogue, and there was relatively little dialogue in Kill Bill. A very skewed ratio of spurting blood to snappy comments.

To be honest FisherQueen, if you’re that worried about the violence, I think you should wait until they release Vol.2 and watch both one after the other, as was originally intended. It makes for a much more complete film, the mostly cartoonish violence of Vol.1 is quickly forgotten as you enter the dialogue, storyline and character driven Vol.2, and, of course, you don’t have to wait the several months the rest of us did to find out what happened in the past and what will happen next.

If you could handle Zed & Maynard in the basement with Marcellus :eek: , you can handle Kill Bill Vol I :smiley:

What were the violent parts in a Clockwork Orange? I have seen the movie twice and I can’t think off the top of my head what was sooo bad.

heh, me too. I first saw it on dvd with the subtitles up, and have never stopped just being in love with the language and Big Malc’s delivery. The violence never touched me. I don’t think I could even direct you to the worst scene.

I have to respectfully disagree with the other posters. Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs are two of my favorite movies. (I laugh whenever I think of the “Stuck in the Middle with You” scene.) The Passion of the Christ barely fazed me, though I hated the movie for other reasons. Clockwork Orange bothered me mostly because I happened to be visiting my parents when I saw it, and kept waiting for my mother to walk in during the rape scene.

Nevertheless,

I winced at the opening scene.

I felt oogy when the little girl saw her mother killed.

When the hospital scene ended, I left the theater and barely looked back.

I found what I saw of this movie to be disgusting and offensive. I’m no Puritan by any stretch of the imagination (the falsity of such stereotypes not withstanding). I do, however, take art seriously. I believe anyone who has lost the ability to be offended by movies to have lost the ability truely to be moved by them.

Ordinarily, I don’t mind being offended, but what I saw of this movie was both offensive and disturbing, and lacked redeeming qualities. I honestly wish I had not seen what I saw of it. I don’t think I could say that about any other movie (other than for reasons of boredom/inanity), with the exception of a couple of hard-core pornos. I find the comparison most informative.

Having apparently sat through the worst of it, I may yet force myself to watch the whole thing for the sake of artistic integrity, out of respect for Tarentino and some of those who hail this as a great movie, but I don’t expect to change my mind, and I would never recommend this movie to anyone else.