I'm annoyed by the high level of attractiveness here.

Since other people are posting pics, I want to join in.

This is one pic of me that used to be on the SDPP. The other pic can be seen by following the link below to my homepage.

BTW - Nacho4Sara, I would have popped in to compliment you sooner, but I had to clean all the drool off my keyboard first. :wink:

MMmmmmHmmmm, I’m holding you to that smooch, Sara. Whoopee! Thanks for the 10, BTW, I didn’t get many of them. There was something else I wanted to tell you about your shot, what was it… Oh yeah! I heard this from somebody very clever:

Heh. Guess what, Crunchy, you get to join the “no-worky-linky” club!

  • Dave
    (who uses preview ferociously)

I think “Am I hot or not?” is broken. Two suspicious things: the level of hotness of the ladies on it is even more impressive than before and people are starting to score fairly and realistically. Ultra-attractive people are getting high scores and normal-looking people are getting average scores–not negative numbers.

Miss Creant, that picture, charming as it is, neglects your much-vaunted bosom (quoting UncleBill [url="http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=92979"here, “But your boobs are magnificent, too. Stupendous, actually.” Not that I, a respectable married man, noticed, :rolleyes: but I know you are proud of them. :wink:

I don’t know if I would say I was ‘proud’ of them, but since I have so little else going for me in the looks department, I gotta use what I got!

[sub]are you sure you can’t make it to OhDope, Uncle Bill?[/sub]

Well, mother puss-bucket! It works for me. Ok, then try this:
My yahoo profile and click on the pic for a non-distorted veiw of it.

To quote the Brady Bunch:

“Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!”

And I didn’t get hit in the face with a football.

I exist purely to make other people feel better about the way they look. And to someday invade Canada.

I have JUST the thing for you.

Post a picture of yourself in a Braves’ t-shirt.

Ooh, ooh, can we get a Diamondbacks t-shirt too?

And as for a side note, people are good looking here, MHO.

I’m perfectly pleased with my appearance. There’s a link in my sig to a nasty picture. One day, I’ll put up another one.

Awwwww… shucks, guys. Thanks. :slight_smile:

Even though I really wasn’t fishing… guess I caught stuff anyway. Y’all are so damn sweet!![sub]and hot, dammit![/sub]

-BK

Hey, us ugly ones keep the sample quality high by not posting our pics!

Honest truth. Swear to God. Swear on Wally’s grave. I was exchanging a few emails with one of the ladies on this board who had sent me one(a real cutie, not that I intended to do anything), and she asked for a pic. I warned her, she still wanted one. Sent her one, ** NEVER GOT ANOTHER EMAIL I GOT FROM HER! ** My picture, best email blocker around.

Sara, you’re definitely darned attractive.

Even holding a severed crab leg. :slight_smile:

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Miss Creant *
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I am seriously considering trashing my career and hitch hiking to OhDope now. Who needs a paycheck?

And we talked about the complexion, remember? Guys notice! And something was once written that went something like “Miss Creant is as beautiful and she is funny. And she is HILARIOUS!”

Nacho, may I say that the photo of you with that crab is arousing on MANY different levels. Yowsa!

Well, that was RUDE, lurkernomore. Here’s a ((hug)) for you, just because that makes me mad.

Sarah you’re a darling girl! Cute as a bug’s ear! Purty as a picture! And you look nice as can be, which is the most important thing.

Bobkitty, I think you’re so funny and sweet – and your picture confirms my suspicion that you’re a swell gal!

Zyada, I love your picture! Exotic and cute, all on one page.

Crunchy, I like your tattoo! <forced smile> No really, I do. :smiley:

Anyone who’d like to gaze upon my visage, I may be found here: C’est moi Don’t laugh. No – do! That’s my intention.

hotornot.com? LOL! I’d have to be insane to subject myself to that kind of ridicule.

Ellen, you are a beautiful lady, and your picture proves it. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Oh, and I liked Crunchy’s tattoo…Just prolly not when he will be 80 years old, but heh, what can you do?

And I give lurkernomore a hug too…that is an awful thing for someone to do. How disheartening. :frowning:

[sub]If anyone wants to see a dreadful picture of me, just look on my webpage under “About Me” or on my LiveJournal. You can find a link for both of those in my profile. And I am not saying I am not attractive, I am just saying the piccies are awful…[/sub]

I disagree in the strongest possible terms, dlgirl. You are a genuine beauty and your photo under “About Me” supports, rather than contradicts, this conclusion.

Ah, I’m used to getting snubbed. The email and pic is a great story. Good squelch.:smiley:

It was probably something I said in the email, anyway.

Thank you for the compliment, Fiver. I did say that I know that I am attractive (as you guys are so great at pointing out), but I think the pictures I have are awful. I guess I will just have to try again, huh?

[sub]Okay, now my head is swelling from all these compliments. Good but not good.[/sub]

dlgirl, it sounds like you are a lot like me; I usually hate how I look in pictures, even if people compliment me on them. The pic I sent in for the People Pages is a professional shot and one of the few I actually like.

Hmmm…a pro piccy sounds like a good idea…If I do that then I will send it in. Prolly not too likely it will happen in the near future, but when it happens I will put it up.