All I have to say is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and all that stuff 
Sweet merciful fuck. If those are BAD pictures of you, I’m not sure I’d be able to handle GOOD ones. Lady, you’re hotter than a pressure cooker full of boiling fuck.
Okay, iampunha, you are making me laugh. Laughing is not good at the moment. I am at the school comp lab. Not goo-ood. Oh, crap…I am shaking…Why’d you do that?
Anyway, thankies for the compliments…Hmmm…I like the idea of a pressure cooker full of boiling fuck. It sounds so…um…sexual. (And you ain’t so bad yourself, 'Punha…
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Wondering what boiling fuck looks I wandered onto dlgirl’s pages and may I say YOWZA YOWZA HUBBA HUBBA GROWL!!! Serve me up some boiling fuck! Ya know, that sounds disgusting. Lets just say hot.
And heraldgwena you are adorable! very adorable! Damn adorable. you are a boiling pot of cute?
Pezzie…you are so cute when you’re horny…of course you’re cute anyway, but you know what I mean. Thanks to everyone who has made my day. It really has made me want to go take my Psych test. Really, it has. I feel all warm and fuzzy-wuzzy inside.
You should talk. I’ve only met one doper in real life and right after I did they dissappeared from online life altogether!
If that don’t send your self-esteem into negative numbers, nothing will.
I’m thinking we should set you up with jarbaby. Pressure cooker of boiling fuck, meet hotter than liquid fuck.
I’m horny? Is that what it is? And to think all this time I thought it was gas!
Thanks for the compliments, everyone! I swear, I honestly don’t know why I’m still single. I get hit on a lot, but every man I’ve been attracted to in the past two years has become a great friend, but nothing more, even though I wanted more. I think I’m cursed. I may be an opinionated bitch, but I am really nice!
But that’s another thread…
Anyway, the ladies need to back off my pezzy. I’m so flying to Tampa some time this winter for some sun, some fun, and some pezzy. Although I won’t be old enough to drink until this May, hopefully I can sneak in and hear your band play, you sexy beast! I’m going to have wonderful dreams about you and that hat…and nuthin else.
Yes, I think most of the Dopers here are among the vaulted group of people who are beautiful on the inside AND out. Every Doper I’ve seen so far has been lovely. 
I yield primacy to the Master. :
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Damn it! I was hoping to be the first person to get to ask Heraldgwena how she was doin’… and the thread went almost another half page after her post before anyone responded, incomprehensibly enough.
Ah well. Herald: you’re so hot that I could use you to sterilize my flake spoon.
Schwing! Hey, I got a schwing! Keeewl!
Houston, we have schwing-age.
Schwing-opolis.
Schwing-a-ling-a-ding-dong.
Thanks, Superdude, you made my day.
I needed that.
Hugs to you.
Hey, how’d you know? Were you looking at me when I … oh, wait. You were doing that movie line, weren’t you? You probably didn’t even know that I live in Houston and I was … umm, nothing! Nothing to see here, move along. :o
Where do you think I got the inspiration?
Oh, and dlgirl? I am so bad. That pic is old and not entirely representative of how I look now.