FDISK’s Law states that any hair visible while holding a razor WILL eventually be shaved, with special dispensation granted for head hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes. Sometimes. This is why you should ALWAYS shave fully clothed.
So you throuroughly wash with soap and water after you take each dump? Some of us don’t have that luxury.
I’ve never had any problems with having a shaved ass. Never had any sweat accumulation or slippage… it feels MUCH more comfortable both physically and mentally.
That’s just me, though.
And it’s not like I had an assload of ass hair to begin with. I’m rather wispy in that regard.
Oh, come on, I don’t believe for a second that this wasn’t a premeditated ball-shaving! Amp, why the shame? Come clean! Tell us you always wanted to do it but just didn’t have the balls!
re the guy who shaved his ass: Maybe he’s never heard of “washing your crack?” It’s not hard. Just get in the shower and rub a lot of hot water up there. You’ll be fresh as a daisy all day.
Perhaps this should be in GQ, but how in the hell does one go about depilating one’s crack without risk of major injury, fatal bleeding, catastrophic debacle of biblical proportion, or a severe crick in the neck?
No, really.
What I want to know is: Where is Lieu?
This is right up his alley. Hmmm… bad pun, too. Damn
Years ago, a gf and I shaved each other. I liked her that way, but the itching I got let me know my ballsack needs hair.
sit on your ankles in the shower/tub…then it’s sort of hard to explain.
People shave their ASS hair?
[Charlie Brown voice]IS NOTHING SACRED?[/Charlie Brown voice]
Man, I’d give anything if my ass had sideburns.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Pelvis has left the building.
Ah, yes… Now I can die in peace, Lieu has responded.
(Opening one eye) Am I dead yet?
I grant the OP title my “worrying simile of the week” award.
You’d better try, before someone starts asking for pictures.
Erm… back to front, one side at a time…
it’s actually easier if you can get someone else to do it for you. They need to invent an ass-cheek-spreader shower accessory device…
Or a BR Chipper.
That’s the second time in as many weeks that you’ve taken me too seriously, Opal. 
An ass-cheek-spreader shower accessory … :eek: I doubt Wal-Mart would be willing to stock those. Maybe Ron Popeil could hawk them on late-night infomercials. Boy, that would be something to see! “Look how easily it lets me shave my own ass! And it can still cut a tomato like this!!”
Maybe they ought to invent a “wax tub” or something…so you can just sit in it, wax everything thoroughly, and then RRRRRIIIIIPPP.
Someone needs to post some links to pictures. Maybe we could have a Geocities page of SDMBer’s shaved/unshaved asses and pubes? Just give the page a country music star name and no one but us will ever see it.
Just spread it and forget it 
This is going to be akward if yall ever meet in person
Me: uncontrolled giggling upon reading this thread
My mother: “What’re you reading that’s so incredibly funny??”
Me: Uhm… I’m online. I suspect that you don’t wanna know, actually"
Mom: “You’re right - I probably don’t”
Heh.