Obvious Guy: Many of us already have.
While we’re on the subject of hair and its removal, how 'bout Nair? The label warns against its use for removal of pubic hair, but I’ve a friend who swears by it. How horrible could it be? Are we talking about a little burning sensation or serious injury?
The real injury of NAIR is the smell, like dead,rotting,fish.
So, assuming I can withstand the olfactory assault, what’s the risk?
All I know about Nair is that it doesnt burn when I use it on my legs.
If you are thinking about using it on your genitals, goe for the king in the bottle not the roll on and be careful because thar crap will remove the hair off of anything it touches , knuckles,arms, you could havev bald spots everywhere
I think you run substantial risk of chemical burns if you use it on your…errr…tender bits. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d just about rather take a kick in the eye over chemical burns on my johnson.
It’s not like they are pouring Drano on themselves. But if you are going to use a cream to remove hair, you might want to go for the Upper lip cream, it’s less harsh.
Hehehe… I don’t know what to say; I’m still chuckling about this thread!
Amp, I hope the itching goes away with time, but … well, when the hair starts growing back, I suspect that it might itch even more! 
I have -no- idea what comment to make on shaving ass hair…!!! Perhaps I am lucky in that my body hair has always been fine & light. Now that I’m passing into the Change, though, -that- might change! YIKES!
Um, thank you for giving me that to worry about now. :eek:
Fun prank*:
Wait til your frat roomie is passed out, then weave his ass-hair into a little mat. Next time he tries to poop, it will have nowhere to go! HAR HAR HAR
*not actually physically possible, but still
Once, when I was in the Army, my roommate told me about a prank he and a few others had pulled on a guy when he was stationed in Korea. They got this guy totally drunk and waited for him to pass out. Once he did they shaved off all of his ass hair. He was so miserable once it started growing back in. For one, the friction from the stubs scratchng your ass hurts and second, just try wiping your ass when your ass hairs are stubby, toilet paper tears really easy in that situation.
So, OpalCat, I guess you’ve tried then? 
If I said that I always thought women looked sexy with ass hair, would you guys ever forgive me?
OK, nevermind then…
I certainly second the deodorant thing…but it’s got to be that nasty white stuff…it keeps you from getting those icky red bumps. Strippers use it all the time! No Really.
And a tale of caution for any women who would dare to use nair there (hee hee) although it appears to work well, it can give you an awful infection…just like that whole bubble-bath issue…and that’s only getting close to the strategic parts of the kitty…