He saw me reading childhood misconceptions about sex, and asked what I was reading. I explained the Straight Dope, and showed him Cecil’s archives, then today he asked what I was reading, which was MPSIMS. Now I need to get him to register and be part of our community.
Come on gang, he’s lurking, let’s get him registered.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
[sub]Even typing that gives me the willies[/sub]
To the friend of rube:
This is a SDMB chain post!
If you don’t post something within 24 hours, your SO will leave, your puppy will die, and your nuts will be crushed by a hammer weilded by little midget Oprah Winfreys on crack.
Better hurry.
It’s scarier when you find yourself screaming it at a Jehova’s Witness trying to convert them to mormonism (on the plus side it gets the Witness away from you)
[bangs cup on table]
“One of us! One of us!
We accept you! One of us!”
Rubes:
Lucky. I’ve been trying for years to score one convert to the board. Last year, I got one kid from school to join. His first post was in Great Debates. The thread was on religion. He cited the Bible, figuring the posters would like to hear it direct from the Holy Book. He was ignored. He hasn’t posted since.
Rubes’ Friend:
Do Not post in Great Debates until you’ve gotten your dope-legs.
But do post. We’d love to have you.
**Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!**
POST POST POST POST
POST POST POST POST
POST POST POST POST
Da-da-da-DA-DA-DA!
He is claiming that he’ll post sometime, but it probably won’t be today. I’ll give him till Friday, and then put the clamps on him.
Let him know that he has until 10:27am tomorrow, then it’s disaster city, baby.