I'm at the limit of my ability to process this shit (Really horrid, don't bother if you like dogs)

Actual video of dog rap.

Oh, wait – just read the thread more closely. Never mind.

It’s true, my cousin is an electrician, so I know it’s true. He tried to set up shop in Turkey, but found there were an average of only 1.3 outlets per room. Ever try to make money on that? It’s crazy, I tell you, crazy.

One day, he Skyped me and said, “Tokyo” (Only my mother calls me Player and only when I’ve been really bad, but that’s another story.) “Man, it’s crazy. There are no fucking outlets in the house!” “Really? What about the one for the fridge?” “None!” he screamed frantically, “They serve their beer fucking warm.” At this point, he was beyond reason and I sensed it could get out of control. “Listen to me, I want you to let the dog out of the house.” “Why?” he bellowed into the mic.

Fuck it, I’m not a good storyteller, so you can image the rest. It winds up that it was the electrician, and all because there weren’t enough outlets.

In all seriousness, I think this thread was started because Stoid is jealous. Her other pit thread was started at about the same time as Dio’s, yet his quickly left hers in the dust. I think she’s trying to play catch up.

Yeah, what’s up with that?

The Dope’s worst nightmare - Stoid Pitting Diogenes. God help the hamsters and anyone who tried to keep up.

Regards,
Shodan

Masterful! ROTFLMAO!

That would be epic.

Lots of **bold underline **already. #67 and 71.

:wink:

Maybe it’s due to the Vicodin?

There are no words.

Should have brought a poet.

Whoa, that’s a whole nother level of crazy.

That website broke my brain. So. Many. Flashing. Pictures.

(I’d comment on the OP, too, but it’s utterly fucking insane and Stoid won’t apologise just because I ask her to, so I won’t bother.)

Are they the same stoid as the op?

I don’t want to live in a world with two of them, so I’m hoping yes.

Regards,
Shodan

Well I looked at the snake thing earlier in this thread and I don’t see why anyone who is contemplating looking after a SNAKE can’t pay for this thing?

Stoid, honey, put down the shovel and stop fuckin’ that chicken.

:eek::rolleyes::dubious::confused:

I mean, seriously, W.T.F.?

Stoid’s always been a tad…challenged…but that is seriously batshit.

Reminds of the first website Homer Simpson set up.

It is for sure. She inexplicably used that website to post doggy pictures a little while back.

Imagine if the two of them had a child.