Well, I left on a bus tour to the Maritimes last Saturday and I just came back home.
Did I miss anything here?
Everybody got banned and was replaced by an exact copy.
Do I know you?
In some cases, several copies.
In some cases, several copies.****
C K Dexter Haven was mean to me! 
Lynn Bodoni was mean to me!
Tuba Diver was mean to me!
Tread lightly and carry a small stick! 
We went back to the Marianas Trench AND stayed more than 20 minutes!
Thankfully, no dogs were burned.
Penis ensued.
Don’t forget about the band named “Hi Opal” with the 1920’s style death ray.
Someone introduced himself in MPSIMS and was threatened (hmmm…threatened is such a harsh word, there’s got to be a better one) with goats and calamari, even though he hasn’t paid his $14.95 yet!.
So, did you miss us?
GT
The calamari was replaced by kimchee.
Not that that eases the events to come, or anything.
We had a wet t-shirt competition, not many peple entered.
I think it’s safe to say I should have won.
I posted a fascinating story about… Ah, it doesn’t matter because it sank faster than a lead life preserver.
Don’t know…
But what you didn’t miss is my birthday (three days hence) – so you’re back just in time! Feel free to shower me with gifts.
On second thought, you’re not 18 yet, so you’d better stay out of my shower :eek: 
I came back and brought pie.
It’s all gone now.
Of course I missed you all!
By the way, happy birthday, Monstre!!
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I just got back too! From a week in Cape Cod! Which was awesome!
I missed the Marianas Trench, a Hi Opal! concert complete with 1920’s style death rays, penis, AND pie? Aw man. I need to time my vacations better.