The big bad booty daddy is back in town, so all his hoochies can gather round.
I’m the BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!
Bye.
your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
The Straight Dope
“They just won’t STAY dead.”
Jeez, Tuba, that has GOT to be a land-speed record. No one even had time to whine about him. 
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
or even say “DNFTT!” lol!
Love stinks! (Yeah, yeah!)
Clipped at one post. This thread should be Tuba’s statue in the park. I hereby recommend TubaDear for the award of vigilante extremis (fake Latin, in case you didn’t catch that).
Putz!
Oh.
Never mind.
The big bad tuba baby is back in town, so all her dopies can gather round.
Sorry, had to do that. I second the Monument to Tuba idea.
::Starts charging admission::
Damn, that was amazing – an 8 minute response time – puts some fire departments to shame…
Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting
I hereby nominate Tuba for an official standing ovation from the Teeming Millions!
And, for outstanding excellence in the performance of her duties and unparalleled troll detection/deletion abilities (are you psychic, Tuba?), I formally request that Cecil and Ed award her a 10% salary increase.
I haven’t seen anyone move that fast since my sister-in-law found the snake in the toilet.
(note to self: never, EVER piss TubaDiva off)
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
Yea Tuba! now dont do me… I try to be good… honest… haha
Aww, I think I probably pissed her off in my learnin’ days…, she hasn’t shut me down yet.
Tuba, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I really do.
I’ll send you the biggest box of chocolates you’ve ever seen if you just tell me where to send it.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Tuba is great and good, not to mention all powerful.
So why is this jerk Masterson still opening topics and posting to others?
I understand that the truckload of coffee mugs is backing into her driveway at this very moment.
I’ve got to say that I LOVE the idea of a statue of TubaDiva in the park! Bronze, and we should weld a real Sousaphone onto it!
Hey Guys, Tuba don’t mess around. Well maybe she does but that is another thread unto itself.
Long live Tuba.
Jeffery
