How ya’ll doin’?
Good to see you back, Glitch!
While you were gone, I answered all of the questions about karate.
Unfortunately, all that I know about karate was learned while looking at pictures of karate experts modeling leisure wear.
My answers weren’t up to the expert standard you had set in the past.
Its a relief to see you have returned.
pat
WOO!
Welcome back, hon! How the hell are ya?
Welcome back.
Quick, close the door.
Was anyone following you?
Like, cool beans, Dude. Welcome back.
(Who are you, again?)
OSU!
GLITCH!
Hi. Welcome back.
I don’t think I was followed AuntiePam (did you ever read that book “Gung Ho”, btw? If so, what did you think?).
Spritus - Osu!
MysterEcks - “No one of consequence.” - Dread Pirate Roberts /Wesley (Princess Bride, 1987)
Seriously, I was a pretty active member of the board last year until about March 2000. But other than that well, no one of consequence.
Falcon - I am great! But you didn’t answer my question (and I asked first), how ya doin’?
Actually, none of you posts how you are doing. Geez, isn’t that just like the TMs. Post a simple question and they completely ignore it. 
Alright then how about this, There are two words in the English language that … bonk ow … alright who threw that!
Not true! I only mostly ignored it. Everybody knows there’s a big difference between ignored and mostly ignored. Just ask Miracle Max.
Now-- having taken my pill and I can tell you that I am doing quite well. My wife and I are expecting a child in May. I went to Australia and got to hihe in the outback and dive at the Barrier Reef. I am back working out again after nearly 3 years of hiatus following injury. Oh, and I decoded the human genome, but I can’t find my notes.
Glitch, you wouldn’t believe some of the gun debates we’ve had since you’ve been gone…glad you’re back with us.
glitch - you remembered!
I didn’t get the book. Things got better for awhile, and I lapsed into complacency.
But I’m glad to report that things are bad again – a strike at one of the branches, followed by layoffs. Now sales are down even more and employee morale is in the toilet. (Which aren’t clean enough, so we’re paying OSHA fines.)
I just now ordered the book and I really will read it. If nothing else, I can use it to motivate myself, after I’m downsized.
Didn’t see this thread during the holidays, but when I saw your name in another thread, did a quick search and found this. Welcome back! I don’t know if there has ever been a thread in which we both posted together, but I’ve always found your posts to be insightful, entertaining and educational. There have been innumerable threads where your insight and expertise has been missed. I’m glad your back.
Rhythmdvl
Great to see you again, Glitch! Most of the old crowd you knew is still here; Libertarian even pops his head in occaisionally, though he’s been busy lately. Don’t be shy, just dive right back into GD. 
Osu!
Welcome back!!
MisterEcks, the redoubtable Glitch is the only member of the board (aside from Satan, but he cheated!;)) to have his screenname applied to a theological doctrine adduced by him. (Observe me and Gaudere on a religion thread for about a month; it’ll come up.)