Hey John, did you pick her up and pet her yet? Are you tempted 
hehe, Johnny’s got a pet caaaa-aat…
Soul,
I hate cats. They dont give a shit about anyone but themselves. now, give me a dog over a cat anytime.
I dont mind the cat being there, I just dont want to Start the bike up and end up flattening little miss kitty.
And just how pray tell do you know it is a female.
There seems to be a closer relationship than you are letting on…hmmm???
Sure, go ahead and listen to all these people giving you advice like “The kitty just wants a place to rest . . .” and “She has established an interdependent relationship with you . . .”.
They are all just taking their part in the master plan . . .
One day, maybe not tomorrow but soon, as the accident investigators are going over the mangled remains of your bike, trying to figure out why you dove directly off that cliff at full speed, they will discover the throttle jammed wide open with a furball and tiny little claw marks on the severed brake lines.
Another victim of the Feline Republican Army bites the dust . . .
Be careful John, they don’t want you to know. There are several shadow agencies in the U.S. government, and among the things they do is create sophisticated monitoring devices to spy on the public. It sounds like this cat is either a droid of some sort, or possibly a real cat with radio-control circuitry implanted into it’s brain. They can do it with humans, why should a cat be any more difficult? The cat is monitoring you and collecting information about you. It checks your bike everyday to read the milage and collect samples of soil and gravel from the tire treads so they can see where you went. Notice that after you posted here, the cat stopped being so obvious about it (“Carnivore” at work). Coincidence? You be the judge.
You need to start being more careful. Are you involved in any political organizations or protest groups? Have you expressed opinions publicly, criticizing the government? Have you seen or been abducted by a UFO? The cat could be watching you for any of these reasons. Or it could just be a field test and you were unlucky enough to be chosen at random. But one thing is certain, you are being watched, probably at this very moment!
In any case, DO NOT APPROACH THE CAT OR TRY TO TOUCH IT IN ANY WAY!! These things are often equipped with self detruct mechanisms to ensure that there is no evidence to lay before the public, and you don’t want to get caught in the blast.
I can send you some literature outlining the conspiracy you have obviously fallen under, if you want. Remember: Trust no one.
well I thought it was funny, so there! 
Maybe my sense of humor only works on low-humidity days. That must be it. *@&@#%! new jersey weather!
So did I Joe_Cool, but I’m not feline very well at the moment. 
That’s like the Maytag repairman, right?
I think I speak for all of us when I say:
EEWWWWWW!!
and:
Are you selling tickets?
It knows that you know! The cat’s trying to throw you off. Probably some Doper tipped it off! It’s a conspiracy!
Iamp, you have a very dirty mind. shame on you
I dont know if its femaile or male. I just dont want to have to spend a day scraping a cats innards from the internal workings of my bike.
Not likely, Larrigan. Since you keep a cover on the bike, the act of removing said cover would disturb the cat and make it run off. The cat won’t get caught in the workings of the bike. They have very good reflexes. Cat-like reflexes, if the truth be known. Just the act of removing the cover and jostling the bike when you straddle it would make virtually any animal more animated than a 3-toed sloth scamper away.
heh heh heh…
Long live the FRA!
A girl