I'm being stalked by Porn Megan!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In addition to the usual porn spam, lately I’ve been getting Instant Message porn (all of which AOL has conviently “caught” for me as they are not on my buddy list…I don’t have much good to say about AOL usually, but this feature seems to work pretty well).
But what gets me is…all the porn spam seems to incorporate the name Megan. All different addresses…but all including Megan somewhere. Now if this is all the same company (which is the only thing that makes sense…and I probably did encourage them 'cause I think I did open one of them once)…do they really think Megan is the hottest name they could go with??? Do they really think if I was not sufficently enticed by MeganHole9994 I would be by Megan234465 ???

Why Megan???

(It doesn’t help that Megan is the name of my childhood friend…back when I was in nursery school…so that’s weird right there.)

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“Meagan is beggin’ to be shot down by your juicy hot man missile.”

See how well that works?

3

Word got out you were interested in penis enlagement and were remortgaging your house. She’s only human, dude!

4

First, go watch “Chuck and Buck.”

Then think about Megan your friend…

:smiley:

5

I bet its Wesley Clark pretending to be your secret admirer.
:smiley:

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:eek: I’ve thought about renting that but now I’m scared…

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I have neither a penis nor a house…though remortgaging does sometime figure into my masturbation fantasies…but…how did she know???