July 4th, got drunk.
Fell asleep watching South Park;
Dog ate my glasses.
Yeah sure, go get drunk
Then lose your glasses and blame
It all on the dog. 
Stupid loud-ass hicks
It’s Four a.m. already
Stop the fireworks
My dog gets quite scared
And attacks wife in our bed
Dog spankings occur
Good thing I missed it
At work during the whole thing
Earning triple pay
Morning, I come home
Find scared dog in the basement
Huge mess to clean up
Thank you, I’ll be here all night.
wise man know this,
drunk bastard hides glasses in shoes
when hit the couch
ouch my stupid head
whisky and beer together
are too much for me
my lobster belly
glistens with aloe vera
passed out in the sun
I find your lack of
Faith… disturbing. I offer
Photographic proof.
Worst hangover yet
toilet paper stuffed inside
cranial region
Home before midnight
Today is my birthday yo
This is really lame
Dog ate your glasses
Dog ate your homework too
get rid of that dog
Dog ate your glasses
Better check his hindquarters
Next time he goes poo
Your dog has a plan
Coffeebeans are thus refined
Why not your glasses?
Space girl’s Haiku did
sum up the question nicely
all said in the end
(I loved pace girl’s Haiku)
FML
hungover man wakes,
stands up, and puts feet in shoes
crunch. time to blame dog
the good dog laments,
food guy hungover again
there’s no place on couch
Full metal lotus
liked spacegirl’s haiku a lot
he is a rockstar
Hangover? Never.
Drinking with impunity,
I laugh at mortals.
Laughing at mortals?
How can this be? Perhaps you
Drink like a fisha?
Brown eye has lenses
Better watch his aim next time
Doggie lays cable
A guy from my town
Is the hot dog eating champ
Two years in a row!
Had to work Friday
No bourbon for me, alas:
Double shift Saturday.
My new employment
Inundated by tourists
Stifles summer fun.