Well I am…
Well, smarten up and get un-bored!
Well, get some booze, chips, and women and come over to my place for a PAR-TAY!
If he had booze, chips and women, what would he need you for?
And if had those and still posted this thread, then he’d have bigger problems than just being bored
Hi, Keith!
Slave! You don’t have TIME to be bored! Fetch me a sandwich!
Elly
What kind?
This is good for amusement.
Tuna. With a touch of dolphin.
Hold the mayo.
Blue fin or bottle nose dolphin?
Any kind will do… just make sure it’s properly prepared. There’s nothing worse than dolphin that’s been chopped against the grain.
OK…so how do you tell the grain in a piece of dolphin?
Nose to tail is against the grain. It’s quite disgusting.
Think of Filet-O-Fish that’s a week old and has just been nuked for the 18th time in some crummy old microwave, dropped on the floor, fried, re-nuked, and served on a week-old stale bun. With fermenting mayo.
That’s what it feels like when you chew.
So, with the grain, please.
Ummm I’ll pass…got any chips?
Dill pickle?
I have dill pickles.
Sure…works for me…
:Keith munches on a pickle and says “Hmmmm…not bad…” :
Bored? You’re bored???
HAHAHAHA!!!
I have kids. My two smaller ones don’t know bored yet, but my seven-year-old stepson does. He told me he was bored once. Once. I told him to go clean the basement. He grabbed his little sister and promptly went out in the backyard to play.
Heh. Tell ME you’re bored, will ya?
Hey, come to think of it…my basement still needs cleaning…
[Edited by Eutychus55 on 06-30-2001 at 05:53 PM]
…and my coding needs repair…so if there’s any bored moderators around…
I would demonstrate the proper use of the booze, chips, and women, and the proper order in which to use them.
Well, ok, maybe you have a point. But you can’t blame me for trying can you?