It’s five below zero here, half the people in my company are gone due to the weather, I’m bored as hell and fucking cold. Let’s play a game.
This is based on a common game I’ve seen on another message board I frequent. The rules are simple:
We’re rolling our own conspiracy theory.
Each new post can add to or modify any of the previous posts to the thread. The one thing you can NOT do, however, is contradict a previous post. Bonus points when you can tie multiple items together into a masterpiece of paranoia.
Extra bonus points if you can reference David Icke or Timecube.
Simple.
Okay, let’s get the ball rolling…
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JFK wasn’t killed because you can’t kill a robot.
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It’s a little known fact that the Mythbusters logo is suspiciously similar to the cartouche of Egyptian pharoah Seti II.
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If you radiate a slice of Wonderbread, you can see that the reverse side of the Great Seal of the US is imprinted on either side in invisible ink. What are they feeding our children?
1. JFK wasn’t killed because you can’t kill a robot.
However, you can dance the mambo with one.
2. It’s a little known fact that the Mythbusters logo is suspiciously similar to the cartouche of Egyptian pharoah Seti II.
But a well-known fact that Jamie Hyneman and Grant Imahara were both contestants on Battlebots.
3. If you radiate a slice of Wonderbread, you can see that the reverse side of the Great Seal of the US is imprinted on either side in invisible ink. What are they feeding our children?
And Great Seal is really the symbol of the Illuminati, who are trying to destroy the US guvvermint and take over the world, so they put their mark on the US symbol to signal their intentions but the guvvermint hushes it up.
Also some Egyptian pharaohs like Seti II were buried in pyramids, and all of them had eyes.
The Mythbusters also built a rig to fling toast off the roof of their building to see if it always lands butter side down, and may have used Wonderbread in that episode.
Hmmmmm…
