I'm calling you a liar, Sir/Madam.

Kim Kardashian’s MOM, Kris, married (and divorced) Bruce Jenner. Nobody is married to Caitlyn Jenner. Previously Kris was married to Robert Kardashian.

Kim is married to Kanye West.

I know that Kim Kardashian is a porn star who is on some reality show on E!. I know that she is somehow related to Bruce Jenner. I remember that it was weird that Bruce Jenner was associated with some reality show because I hadn’t thought about him since he was on a Wheaties box when I was a kid. Then Bruce became Caitlyn and that was the second time I had thought about Jenner since I was a kid.

Vague notions count. As Fiveyearlurker suggested up-thread, nobody is accusing anybody of secretly being a card carrying member of their fan club.

No skin. Just a pet peeve.

Nonsense. Everyone tastes like chicken.

They don’t?

:smack: I forgot about him. Probably because that marriage only lasted about 2 and a half months or so.

bolding mine.

So do vague notions count or not?

This How I Met Your Mother clip seems appropriate (watch all the way to the end, it’s only a minute or so).

I certainly do. I don’t know how much of it I’ll retain, because, as I mentioned above, I really don’t care. I’ve got more useful things for my long term memory to do. Such as don’t enter the Hall of the Fire Lord until you’ve got at least expert level Lloyd’s Beacon. Now that’s important!

This morning I learned that Kim has a sister named Khloe, and then I promptly forgot everything I know about particle physics.

I know who Kim Kardashian is now, actually more than someone my age should know about her and her vapid family. Last year at this time, however, I had no idea who she was, although I’d heard the name in media.

This is where I am now with Taylor Swift, I’ve heard the name, I presume she is some kind of teeny-bop singer (I don’t care enough to look it up), but I have no idea what she looks like, or what she sings, or why I should care. She’ll probably have a sex tape in a year or so and we all will be unable to avoid her. Bleh.

Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Every time I learn something new, something old gets pushed off the end of the stack. :rolleyes:

I’m just dubious as to how much trouble my brain is going to go through to transfer this stuff from short-term to long-term memory. I hope none; I could be wrong. Ask me in a week. :slight_smile:

Oh, good one. You got me there! I shall choose my words more carefully next time.

Lloyd’s Beacon is for pussies. And for people who don’t save after ever devil they kill…

I know enough about the Kardashians to know that what little I know is more than I need to know.

Until recently, I did legitimately think that the Kardashians were on The Jersey Shore.

They’re not, right?

You must now hand in your moderator badge and privileges.

I’m sorry. But we have standards. Low though they may be.

Most people haven’t said they were proud about not knowing about them. Some people, however, have implied that people should be ashamed to not know about them, which is really stupid.

He deserves the title “Director of Moderators” for that.

I have no idea why anyone would expect people to keep up with “popular culture”.

I know who the K people are, but I never did figure just why they’re so famous, how it all started. Every time I think about googling to find the answer once and for all, I get sidetracked by pics of tits and ass.