Jesus fucking Christ. Can’t we get rid of these worthless pieces of shit? This has probably been brought up a thousand time but I’m vomiting as I post this because I can’t bring up a news page with these scumbags being thrown at me.
Hey media, make them yesterday. Do us all a favor. They are useless to humanity. They are shit. They are shit’s shit. I don’t care if Brucie had a sex change. Go fuck a frog like like Brigham did in the Book of Mormon. Brucie, I don’t give a shit and you can eat mine.
Kim and the rest of them are just walking yeast infections. Get the fuck out of our lives. Kanya, when you write your memoir, if you can write, devote a chapter on what yeast tastes like.
Then tell us about big saggy tits. They are soooooo beautiful. Yea Kanya, when you were a kid you always dreamed about working on a dairy farm. Fuckwad.
If I could only ignore news about certain politicians as well as I ignore news about the Kardashians, it would be a good day. I’m glad I can’t keep the Kardashian kids straight, who’s married/divorced from whom, and I don’t click “How much this allegedly hot rich girl is worth will make you drop” links.
As much as I respect Bruce/Caitlyn, I don’t need to hear what she thinks about politics, the media, hell, they even ask her about peanut butter brands and her favorite trees. What is the point? Celebrity status doesn’t make anyone’s opinion more valuable or less valuable. And the press will just use this shtick over and over. “Hey, click baiters! Guess what Caitlyn’s favorite color is! You’ll never guess!”
But the Kardashian girls do annoy the hell out of me. What exactly do they do? I have no idea. They show up for lunch, fashion shows, are on TV… what else? What is so interesting? Okay, “hot”? Which one? I see way cuter women at a grocery store. The one with the shoes no one else has? The one walking next to a Versace legacy? Every time I’ve seen them on celebrity news, I never hear them say a damn thing. “At tonight’s event, Kardashians were there!” And again, celebrity or bank account status doesn’t matter to me.
So what am I missing about these constantly filmed people? No, it can’t be the OJ trial. Bobby died more than a decade ago. So what is so great about this family story?
NOTE: McMurph may seem over the top to some in the OP, but the chapter on yeast flavor made me laugh and cringe simultaneously. (No bread for me tomorrow.)
The one I can’t seem to avoid is a short haired blond with an over bite that looks like Sandy Duncan after a car crash. I think she was/is on Shark Tank. Her little toothy picture shows up no matter what site I’m on.
Yes, they are over. One of the only really useful things Trump has achieved during his presidency has been to make it difficult for people like Kim Kardashian to get much attention.
It has certainly been possible to avoid the kardashians with very little effort, even in the checkout aisle.
I think he could be an effective spokeman for transgender issues.
They run one of the best PR organizations on the planet. I saw a documentary on paparazzi and they were in awe of Kim Kardashian’s ability to create value with no discernible, talent, skill or intellect. I mean, how many girls released a porn in the hopes of leveraging it like Kim Kardashian did?
I read this as like the scene in Real Genius movie, where the dude in the power-cram session loses his shit and starts screaming before running away. IOW; the OP is heavily stressed by stupid media shows, and the Kardashians et al have finally pushed him to finally lose his shit.
TokyoBayer, nobody has any idea who they are. We know everything else about them whether we’d like to or not, but I’ve never gotten an answer to that question.
Agreed. Occasionally, I see one of them at the bottom of a flipboard article causing me question the validity of what I’ve just read to get to that point.
