I’d very apologetically ask, while trying to save face for the host by claiming I’m not sure all my e-mails are reaching me. 
MOOOOOOM I’d ask. You were invited and really the inviter should have already followed up with directions or apologies that the party has been cancelled. IMO it’s rude of him not to have done so. Since we all know that many, many others are beggin’ you to attend their soirees this weekend you need to know whether or not you are free to delight and grace one of the many other potential hosts/hostessess with your presence. 
Now for some reason I need to go to Jose&Tony’s for lunch and just order triple chili.
More important is the Vikings won and Dem Stillers lost. And God dances while the angels sang!
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Hey ruble, how was Saturday?
I just finished one assignment and I’m getting ready to work on the last one. Yay!!
You really shouldn’t be drinking at work… 
His is the first non-family invite we’ve gotten in longer than I can remember. Obviously my real-life friends don’t love me nearly as much as my imaginary internet friends.
Well it begins, my street is about to be rebuilt. 10 blocks 18 to 24 months.
New sidewalks, water and sewer, driveway spoons, drainage and utility poles
Street will be spanking new concrete
Survey crews have been marking, test cores drilled and today new utility poles were dropped off
Well here we go, it will be interesting. Getting in and out of my driveway on the M/C will be a test for sure
That’s all for now
Jim
Jim can’t you just have Scotty beam you up to wherever you have to go?
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That merger with K-Mart was NOT a good move for Sears. Some thought that would improve KM to Sears level, I figured it would deteriorate Sears. Sadly, I seem to have been right.
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It wasn’t a merger. Sears was circling the drain, and Kmart bought them. Then, much like how Norwest bought Wells Fargo and went with the “better” name that had international recognition, when Kmart bought Sears, something called Sears Holding Company was created to keep the marginally more upscale Sears name alive.
IMO, they should have spun out Craftsman Tools as a stand-alone business and scrapped everything else.
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New sidewalks, water and sewer, driveway spoons, drainage and utility poles
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Driveway spoons? I would have thought something as large as a driveway would be a ladle.
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Blurf.
Back from the first day of silly course, and still totally full of blurf. Didn’t sleep a wink last night, because I have a horrid cold, and every time I lay down I got so full of snot I kept waking myself up. I know you didn’t really want to know that, but now you do.
The attitude of the course can be summarised thus- in the intro, they stated how amazing the course was for having a pass rate of 92%- no colleges or universities have a pass rate that high, which proves it must be awesome!
…
Yeaaaah. So, basically everyone who doesn’t drop out passes, and people can’t generally drop out because they were sent there by the job centre, and would lose their benefits if they did. They’re also doing stuff like filming it and showing us a ‘training montage’ at the end. There are not enough :rolleyes: in the world for such things in my view.
I do get a useable first aid certificate out of it- which I’m doing tomorrow- and some new ‘interview’ clothes, but most of the rest of it is stuff like a ‘Basic Employability Skills Certificate’, which I’m sure is almost as good as a degree in the eyes of most employers, and not just an ‘Everyone gets a certificate’ bit of filler to get more funding at all.
It goes on til next friday- I’m not sure if I can contain the snark for that long.
It’s Tuesday
Blurf
:::string of expletives:::
I’ll be back when the grumpies go away.
No, not those grumpies… the ones inside me.
1.9. Not 2, not 1.89569484948 but 1.9. 0g of fat, 0mg of Sodium, 0g Carb*, 0g Protien, 0g Sugar* (* = less than .5g) Not a sigificant source of other nutrients.
Ingredients: Sugar, Maltodextrin, Tartaric Acid, Nautual and Artificial Flavors, Rice Starch, Gum Arabic, Magnesium Sterate, Ascorbic Acid, Yellow 6, Carnuba Wax
HA:p:D You so funny!
I play the clarinet.
I have five different clarinets. I like them all, though the E-flat one can be a pest sometimes. My biggest one is my bass clarinet. It has extra notes on it, which makes it extra awesome.
Does it go all the way to eleven?
Too bad cause I’m here forever!
Most people see Grumpy Old Men as merely a movie. I see it as a goal I want very much to attain.
N.O.L. time. Turkey and cheese sammich and Munchos.[sup]TM[/sup] I am reminded that I like Munchos[sup]TM[/sup] but not all that much. Must be why I had not bought 'em in a long time and only bought this bag cause it fell off the shelf in front of me and I took it as a sign it wanted to go home with me.
Yet, somehow, I can’t see you boinking Anne-Margaret.
It goes all the way down to a low C, and when I play the low C, it makes me vibrate.
It’s still not as low as the contra-alto clarinet (E-flat contrabass clarinet) I played at McGill. That thing was amazing. I loved that instrument.
As much plastic surgery as she’s had, would “boinking” be the sound of one bouncin’ off of Ann-Margaret. After all, there probably ain’t a lot of real there.
I expected to wake up feeling like http://i49.tinypic.com/35ls1w1.jpg , but I’m not as blurfy as I expected. Tired, but in a ‘finally cool enough here to appreciate a blankie and now I don’t want to get out of bed’ blurf. Spacing off while driving MrTao to work, daydreaming about the food cart I want to run. It will have posole, ALL the time, and then I’ll add some other stuff. Still too dreamy-feeling to think about it too hard. Coffee is happening~ That should help.
Awww ** Swampy** You’re not a grump. I’m just grumpy because well just because.
I once told a friend there should be a quota on the number of assholes one should have to deal with in a life time and I know I met my quota years ago. She said no, not how it works, that God takes great delight in churning out more and more everyday just for the entertainment value.
I used to take it as a challenge, an exercise in creativity and flexibility, a chance to grow and mature, an opportunity for self improvement. If nothing else they were an example of how not to be. Even when I was a corporate drone I’d get paired up with the ‘difficult’ people that nobody else wanted to work with because I could handle them.
Now, I’m running out of :rolleyes: and I just want to smack them.
Spidey I’m watching you. Which is probably what you wanted all along anyway. I’ll bet you were the kind of guy to dip pigtails in the inkwell.
**Nooner ** If I’m ever in Israel I’ll let you know, 
but as it is even a ten foot pole isn’t going to reach from here to there.
{{{FCM}}} I hope everyone is getting better in your family. That is an interesting question because you’re right, there’s nothing you can do in the middle of the night but I imagine most people would still want to know right away. I know I did when my father died, although it was during the day and I had already left work because… well that’s a long story. I wanted to see his body as well even though everybody told me not to.
{{{Taters}}} I feel for you, but I can tell you it does get easier with time.
It’s after 1pm and I haven’t even had breakfast yet, and it’s time to go walk hell pup. I’ll grab a burger on the way or I will be too shaky to walk anything let alone a bouncy 100 pound puppy.
Yeah, sari attempt to eat a burger while walkin’ a 100 pound pooch. That’ll work!