Get down and grovel you greedy money sucking merchants, because I have finished my Christmas shopping!
No more will I be subject to annoying versions of carols.
No more hearing “Are you shopping for Christmas presents? Well then Happy Holidays!”
No more fighting crowds in the malls, the boutiques, and the streets.
All that’s left is the dreaded trip to the post office to mail the stuff back east.
Happy dance
Boy you really don’t like shopping, do you? 
i’m jealous - haven’t done any of mine yet 
I wouldn’t gloat yet, Barbarian. Have you been to the post office lately? Your nightmare has not ended.
Christmas shopping … I knew I’d forgotten something…
Ah, M.B.E. is my savior. I’ll gladly pay the surcharge for them to mail my packages, rather than wait in line for an hour. It’s pretty reasonable, actually.
Thanks for the reminder…
Christmas shopping. Argh!
::grumble, grumble, bah-humbug, grumble, grumble::
Can’t I just give him the beanie baby from my Happy Meal??
Thank goodness for online shopping! Yay! No malls, plazas, crazy drivers, and whiny kids!
I also bought everything online. Ahhh, peace and package slips.