I'm feeling a little paranoid

[Stranger_On_A_Train]

Strange happenings are afoot this daycycle. First, the Computer won’t answer my hails and the power supply for my terminal just keeps beeping madly. Then my project is cancelled, possibly leaving me without a means to earn my food alge and enjoy Teela-O-MLY. And I think the guy in the office across the corridor might be a Commie Mutant Traitor. And I just got a phone call asking me to come down to HPD & Mind Control for some testing on a new version of PowerPoint. :eek:

What should I do?

Stran-G-ERR

[The_Weird_One]

Make a tin-foil hat, of course. Geez.

[DocCathode]

@Stranger On A Train

First, the Computer won’t answer my hails

Are you accusing Our Friend, The Computer of acting improperly? That is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

And I think the guy in the office across the corridor might be a Commie Mutant Traitor.

Failure to execute a traitor is treason.

Commie Mutant Traitor!

:ZZZZZZZZZaaaaappppp!: